#And to be sure DIpper could be laden with wreathes of them if his church/parents put in the effort

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i WAS gonna draw this but artblock is kicking my ass ಥ_ಥ

Reincar!dip getting born with the constellation mark and his religious parents r freeaakingg out!! So they decide to raise him in a church and by priest etc in hopes to "cleanse" him.

So like, they first meet and dipper just tries to fuckin exorcise bill, and just bill is so flabbergasted because what the fuck??

D: *holding a cross* I've been taught the horrible deeds you've done demon! I will not let you attach yourself to me!

B: 😃..😶...

And, another thing is that the church basically replace every water in dippers day to day life with holy water, and it would take atleast a good 2 years to wash all that out with regular water :3 bill finds out abt this information the hard way (it stings when they kiss)

D: that was my first kiss, with a demon! The one they told me to stay away from! oh no father would be so mad

B: fuck-shit ow ow ow FUCK- my lips- kid what did they feed you in that church, do you just drink holy water everyday??

D: ...yes?..

Also bonus-

D: So, if we're married when do we.. Consumate our marriage

B:

B:... What if we wait for a while...

I imagine this might not deter Bill! Instead, he could see it as a challenge. Constantly sticking his hand on the lit stove burner that is Dipper, going 'Ow', then doing it again. And again. And each time, coming up with increasingly convoluted schemes to get around the problem.

Eventually, Dipper's the one who has to tell him to knock it off. It's starting to worry him.

#answers #Bill's not affected by holy water but there are absolutely other demon-wards that keep him out #And to be sure DIpper could be laden with wreathes of them if his church/parents put in the effort #Cue Bill trying more and more bizarrely creative attempts to break past this electric fence he's got around him #He's the type of guy where if you hold something he *really* wants *just* out of his reach he only double his efforts to get it #In an attempt to prove that Nothing Can Stop him and how he's Infinitely Clever #A fact that original Dipper has used on him in the bedroom before though those were *made* to be eventually broken. #Whatever tattooed demon wards or anti-demon blessings Dipper has this time around: BIll *will* find a way around them!! #(He does not think to just like. Use a condom)