#Anyway this is just me rambling and inserting my silly headcanon of Adam liking HSM

[michaelmilligan]

Adam being a repressed queer guy who also doesn't want to talk about his feelings would make sense since he grew up in the 90's and 2000's (and also didn't have much time to figure himself out on Earth, plus, ya know, John). But I think it would be so funny if he came out of the cage like:

'I have not spoken to another human in over a thousand years. My only company was this equally repressed daddy's boy with eldest daughter syndrome, who surprisingly knows nothing about gender. When I told him that pink is for girls, he just stared at me blankly with all his two millions eyes for like a solid three hours. A few years later, when I mentioned something similar, he told me that someone should inform the poor male flamingos that they are apparently breaking a gender law. He once told me most of his previous vessels did not wear pants, and he didn't mean that they were walking around naked. When I jokingly said that I was the one wearing the pants in this relationship, I accidentally discovered that while they don't have faces, angels can still blush.

'Anyway, where was I going with this. Oh, yeah. So. If I want to sing along to the soundtrack of High School Musical and cry about missing several generations of Pokémon, that's my business and mine alone. And anyone who disagrees with that can kindly get smote by my live-in-boyfriend-wife. <3 Hope this helps.'

#Queue Salmondean like 😳 #Also I know both can be correct (Adam going into the cage repressed and coming out like hiiiii gays I mean guys) #I just. Think he might be over some of his inhibitions after all this time with a guy who does not care if his vessel is wearing a skirt- #-or not. #And okay maybe Michael is not the type of guy to have teary late-night conversations with #But also what if he is #What if he has actually allowed himself that with Adam #So they're both far more mellow and emotionally honest coming out of the cage #Like when they're arguing and Michael is being incredibly honest about his feelings towards his father #Anyway this is just me rambling and inserting my silly headcanon of Adam liking HSM #I just need Adam to be about three layers removed from human bs at this point #Midam #Adam Milligan