#Asta….. Well yes he is an ass. Ass is a nickname that is free for use.

[jahiera]

man I can’t do it anymore. I’m going to be petty and silly and yuck on yums but please. on my knees can we stop calling astarion “asta” “starry” “asty” I’ll kill him myself if only to free us from this torment

#Asta….. Well yes he is an ass. Ass is a nickname that is free for use. #seeing it used casually in tiktok comments and my brain pauses trying to catch up with who we’re talking about #pleaseeee i am begging. no more baby nicknames for the bitchy vampire. #ASTA. Asta. Dear god. I can see him making a Face right now #I KNOW ITS HARMLESS it’s cute have fun live your dreams. I am just cringing in the background #plus astarion is a pretty name and I like how unwieldy and pompous it is.. of COURSE you’re an insufferable vampire with #an insufferably long dramatic name