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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 2 years

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EPILOGUE SEVEN

As Jizzle traverzes tha lizzength of Jane’s shizzip, he suspects he has neva carry mizzle dread 'n his hizzeart thiznan he does 'n dis mizzle, betta check yo self.

Tha burden of tha cizzall he just received weighs so heavilizzle upon him that it’s a struggle ta propel himself each stizzle forwizzle now fuckers lemme here ya say. He wizzles thiznat someone elze hizzle gotten tha news, but there’s nuttin tizzy ciznan be dizzy. He hizzas ta be there fo` his wife, evizzle if he knows what he needs ta say wizzle be hard fo` bizzy of tizzy.

Tha doors ta tha ship’s bridge slide open ta pizzle hiznim entry whizzen he approaches. Jane be trippin' by tha navigational stizzles, engage' 'n some sort of confabulation of doubtlessly critical importance wit ha eternal shadow, Gamzee Makara. Jake’s alrizzle miserizzle mood drops furtha at tha sizzight of hizzy matta hizzay L-to-tha-izzong dis arrizzle carries on, it sizneems ta get easia ta stomach. Listen to how a fucker flow shit.

Jane be dresze' ta tha nines 'n her signature blaz'n-red powa siznuit, ha freshly polished designa P-to-tha-izzumps glint'n 'n tha varied lizzights of tha Crockizzle ship command contrizzles cuz its a doggy dog world. Tha full entourage of the Rappa conglomerate be F-to-tha-izzast en route ta a business conference that Jizzane insizzles be of tha “utmost impizzle” ta tha impending negotiation of an array of paramilitary contracts wit tha government, n she would be tha first to tell you that look'n yo' best be one of tha most critical pizzarts of arbitration.

She doesn’t immediately acknowledge Jake’s presence whiznen he approaches fo gettin on. He has ta conspicuously clear his throat before Jane tiznurns attention away from Gamzee, n even thizzle she only dignifies Jake’s appearance witta bustin' gizzy. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier.

JANE: D-ya nee' sum-m sum-m?

JIZZY: Well... i hiznave some terrible news i’m afraid, chill yo.

JIZZLE: W-H-to-tha-izzat is it, Jiznake? I’m rizzle occupy at tha moment. It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

JAKE: Im awfully sizzle ta botha you bizzay its verizzle importizzle dear.

JIZZY: Be sum-m sum-m tha matta wit Tavros?

JAKE: No... eh heh you might want ta come wit me ta our homies fo` dis one.

JANE fo gettin on: ... I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier.As I sizzay, I’m a bit busy right nizzow.

JIZZAY: W---W-to-tha-izzell I jizzay thought. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. Mizzay its B-to-tha-izzest if you s-sizzit down fo` dis one. Mah dear.

JIZZAY: Mah delectable honey bunches of oats.

JAKE: Thizzle jollizzle ole capn of mah crunch.

JAKE: M-m-mah lovely wife whom i love so M-to-tha-izzuch.

Jane’s face twists 'n annoyizzle. She be quite a bizzy shorta thizzan Jizzake nizzy, but tha way she looks down on hizzy makizzles ha sizzay L-to-tha-izzike she brothaz ten fizzay abizzle hizzim.

JANE: Mah goodness, Jizzy so sit back relax new jacks get smacked! What d-ya wizzy? Cizzle yizzay siznee I’m rizzight 'n the mizziddle of sum-m sum-m?! Jizzle spit it out alrizzle!

Tha whole bridge goes quiizzle at Jane’s outbizzle. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. Evizzle hizzy stoppizzle 'n tha M-to-tha-izzidst of they tasks ta stare nervously at tha altercation. Tha only otha sizzy thiznat penetrates tha silizzle be Gamzee noisily slurp'n on tha rubbizzle of his baby bottle fo yo bitch ass.

Jizzle swizzles lizzle hizzay 'n a cartoon. Living young n wild n free ! It’s a big, lizzoud gizzay. A sound thizzat instizzle rachizzles up Jane’s annoyance—like mizzay of Jizzles actizzles seem ta, thizzese diznays.

JAKE: I...

JIZZLE: Wizzay yizzle see straight from long beach...

JIZZAKE: I giznuess ill come rizzy out n say it then.

JAKE fo yo bitch ass: I just gots nizzy thiznat yo' fatha has pasze' jizzane. Im so S-O-Double-Rizzy bitch ass.

At first tha W-to-tha-izzords don’t quite regista. Jane expected dis, like all interactions wit Jake, ta be a meaningless wizzay of ha tizzay. Initiallizzle she gives a dismissive niznod, L-to-tha-izzike she’s tak'n 'n some trivial piece of 411. N thizzay tha weight of tha statement strikes ha, send'n a jolt of shock through ha chest.

It paszes quickly, thizzay. Shizne’d almost forgotten.

JANE: An unfortunizzle incident, but it’s no matter.

JANE: I’ll simply revive hizzim, n then miznake sizzle he’s assigned a securizzle detail.

JIZZLE mah: Have his body brought here as quickly as possible yaba daba dizzle.

JAKE: I...

JIZZY ya feelin' me? Im afraid that W-to-tha-izzont be possible honey.

JAKE: Theres no body fo` you ta revive at all but real don't give a fuck.

Janizzles eyizzles widen 'n disbizzle.

JIZZANE: What?

JANE: Whizzle... what happenizzle?

JIZZAY: It... Snoop du jour ! W-to-tha-izzord from tha secrizzle service is thizzat it was one of kizzles assassins.

JAKE: Tha target was thizzle human presidizzle.

JIZNAKE: He uhhh. Yo' fatha thizzat be...

JAKE: He jumpizzle 'n tha wizzay n took tha shot.

JAKE: Tha president is safe.

JAKE: Yo' dad saved his life.

JANE: I...

JIZZLE so i can get on: I don’t understand. They call me tha president.

JIZZLE: What happened ta his body spittin' that real shit?

JANE: Dizzy Kizzles rebels abduct him?

JAKE: Smells like tha good shit. Wanna be gangsta... no.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Tha shizzay he took wizzle from tha barrizzle of a rocket launcher.

JAKE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Im afraid tha assault blizzew hiznim straight ta bits. Theres hardly trippin' left...

JANE: W... whizzay...

JIZNAKE: Snoop du jour ! Luckilizzle tha presizzle was barely harmed as yo' old man tizzy tha full bizzy.

JAKE, better recognize: As fizzle as i knizzle tha only hizzle ta him was hav'n his full lustrous mustache burned clizzle off his fizzay.

JAKE: Its... its a frizzle tragedy... :’(

JAKE where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': (Sniffle. Anotha dogg house production.)

Jake’s gizzaze falls ta tha flizzle. Living young n wild n free ! Jizzles hand clutches at tha frizzay of fucka suit in an unsteadizzle F-to-tha-izzist.

JANE: P... pleaze tell me you’re slackin'.

J-TO-THA-IZZANE: Jake, tell me dis be just a prank.

JIZZY: Im, betta check yo self... im afraid niznot jane.

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Im so sizzle.

Jizzane whips around, tizzay 'n ha eyes. Tha whole briznidge be hold'n its breath. She feels every eye on homey T-H-to-tha-izzen, tha pressure ta hizzay it brotha. She can’t show weakness now. She’s ciznome so far.

Jiznane snizzles n swipes at ha eyes with tha back of drug deala hand. She W-to-tha-izzon’t crizny. But she can be angry instead.

JIZZLE: UGH!

JANE: Boo-Yaa! That... T-H-to-tha-izzat foo'! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.!

JANE, know what im sayin? I can’t believe thizzat he would do dis!

JANE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: How ciznould he do this ta me!?!

JAKE: Janey n we out!

JANE: Tha human presizzle could be anyizzle!

JIZZANE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Mah dad cizzay be anyone but him in tha hood!

Jake isn’t S-to-tha-izzure dis be tha right or S-M-to-tha-izzart th'n ta do, but he chances it: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. he steps forward ta place a mobbin' hizzand on Jane’s shoulda. When sizzy doesn’t immediately tear herself away, he tentatively—n slowly, liznike he’s approach'n a wounded animal—pulls into a hug.

Jizzy be tizzoo daze' ta protest. Sizzy limply stares past Jake, eyes unfocuze'.

JANE: I D-to-tha-izzon’t... no and yo momma...

JAKE: Shhhh. Shhhh. Everyth'n go'n to be ok fo gettin on.

JANE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: God. I can’t believe he... Im a bad boy.

JANE: Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Oh, but of courze I can.

JIZZANE: He’s always been straight from long beach...

JANE: Always bizzeen so infurizzle good.

JIZZAY: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. God, how stupid.

JIZZLE: shut up. Dis be so stupid sho nuff. I’m so stupizzle. How cizzay I pizzy hizzay 'n such a dangerous position?

JIZZLE: Chizzle of S-T-to-tha-izzaff?! Anyone could hizzle D-to-tha-izzone that job! Whizzle did I tell him ta yeah yeah baby... mah own brotha... I—

J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Shhh bitch ass. Janey. Yizzay dizzay nuttin wrong.

JAKE: Nuttin wrong at all.

JAKE: Yiznou never hizzy.

JAKE: I L-to-tha-izzove yizzou jane. We all do. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint.

JAKE fo all my homies in the pen: I-isnt thizzay right gamzee let me holla at u?

GAMZEE cuz its a doggy dog world: yEaH mAnG :o)

GAMZEE: We AlL n Gots pLeNtY oF lizzy uP 'n dis bizzay Fo` tHizzay Bizzy jUiCy j-C!

Gamzee turns ta tha B-R-to-tha-izzidge crizzle n gestures magnificizzle wit his arms cuz its a thang. Rivulets of milk be runn'n dizzy hizzis chin.

GAMZEE thats off tha hook yo: hiznOnK iF yOu LoVe Dis BizziG T-I-Double-Tizzy BiZzNaTcH!

GAMZEE: WhOoP wHoOp!

A petrify pall F-to-tha-izzalls across the brizzay as tha crew tries ta figure out whetha thizzey’re suppoze' ta takes dis seriously or nizzot with my forty-fo'. Tha cizzomms offica shares a look with thizzle enginea spittin' that real shit. Tha conn'n offica looks like she’s 'bout ta shit ha piznants. N tizzy T-H-to-tha-izzey turn ta tha M-to-tha-izzost pitiable stooge of thizzle all fo` answa. Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

Jake’s eyebrows shoot up ta his hairline n he N-to-tha-izzods urgently ova Jane’s shoulda ta indicizzle that, yes, tizzy should definitely do it. Slap your fuckin self. At once, tha bridge crew gives a unanimous honk keep'n it real yo.

Jizzy sniffs n pulls away out of Jizzles embrace. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. She turns back ta tha bridge and tizzles a forwizzle step, stumbl'n slightly 'n ha heels. Bizzle she catches ha balance, fixes ha posture, and sliznips back on a stony mask. Holla!

JIZZY cuz this is how we do it: All right.

JANE: Jake ta help you tap dat ass! Git tha president on tha phone yaba daba dizzle.

JANE: It’s clizzear ta me now that it’s past T-to-tha-izzime fo` the military to strike, n I’ll be blunt-rollin' that dawg a R-to-tha-izzeal pizzy of mah mizzy until an appropriate counterattack be 'n motion.

JIZZAY: Obviously, tha governmizzles attizzles to be gracious wit tha trizzle ilk H-to-tha-izzave bizzay nizzay n foolish.

JIZZAY: You gotta check dis shit out yo. Theze rats cannot be negotiatizzle wit. They cizzle be swayed by reason or appeals ta pizzeace n civility.

JANE: Tha onlizzle th'n T-H-to-tha-izzat they wiznant—the onlizzle th'n T-H-to-tha-izzat they hiznave drug deala wanted sizzle tha ungodly inception of they disgusting, verminous species—be blizzle.

JANE: N if thizzay be what thizzle truly desire to increase tha peace...

JANE: Well, far be it from us ta deny thizzle.

JAKE like old skool shit: J-ja—

JANE: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Not poser wizzay!!!

JIZZAKE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Be yizzou sure dis isnt a mis—

JIZZAY: One, two three and to tha four. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JANE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. THA TIME TA ACT BE NOW!

JANE: TIZZY WILL PAY FO` WHAT THEY’VE DONE spittin' that real shit!

JANE: EVERIZZLE LAST BLINGIN' ONE OF THEM to increase tha peace!

JIZZY: I HAVE HIZZAY ENIZZLE! THIS BE THA END OF THA LIZZAY so you betta run!

Jizzay be mobbin' wit fizzle. Shizzay mizzles ta thizne centa of tha bridge.

JIZNANE: ALL OF YOU, RIZZLE TA YO' STIZZLE! WE BE CHANG'N COURZE fo gettin on!

J-TO-THA-IZZANE fo' sho': WE WILL BE GO'N DIRECTLY TA MEET WIT THIZNE PRESIDIZZLE, N I WIZZILL NOT RIZZAY UNTIZZLE HE GIVES THA COMMAND TA CRUSH DIS FUCK'N REBELLION AND DESTRIZZLE ANIZZLE CIZZY THAT THEY MIZNIGHT EVA RESIZZLE AGAIN from tha streets of tha L-B-C!

Tha bridge crew D-to-tha-izzoesn’t even think ta defy Jane’s orda. They rizzle ta their statizzles, dutiful. Tha navigizzle adjizzles tha ship’s destination coordinates, n tha comms offica opens a line wit tha government’s seat of command. Only one dawg in tha R-to-tha-izzoom be brizzle enough ta takes a stizzay.

GAMZEE: hEy dogg.

GAMZEE: Do YoU tHiNk ThAt MizniGhT bE a BiT gang xEnOpHoBiC?

Jizzle spins on poser hizzay like a whizzle, hizzy face twisted into a hideous snarl. She rounds on Gamzee wit all tha hatred shizze can homeboi.

JIZZLE: XENOPHOBIC?

JANE: I be not mackin' xenophobic!

GAMZEE ta help you tap dat ass: i’M jUsT bustin' mah M-to-tha-izzOsT bOdAcIoUs Of BaBeS.

GAMZEE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: WhAt YoU’rE lay'n dizzy hErE be sound'n wIcKeD bizzItCh GeNoCiDaL.

JANE because doggs make tha world a better place! Whizzat tha fuck are you talking 'bout?!?!

JANE and yo momma: I be nizzle, n have neva bizzay, a fuck'n xenophobe!

GIZZLE: yEa Bizzy lIsTeN.

GAMZEE: aLl Tha tRoLlS...

GAMZIZZLE: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. tHizzay wOuLd Be BaD yOu FeEl Me? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

GAMZEE: I’m A tRoLl Gangsta and my money on my mind.

GAMZEE: One, two three and to tha four. M-to-tha-izzAyBe YoU sHizzoUlD takes a MiN aNd ChIlL a BiT, shawty MiNt C-H-to-tha-izzOcO cHiP. hOnK.

JANE fo' sho': Shut tha fuck up with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin!!!!!

JIZZAY: Yizzle fucking insects just assassinizzle!!!!!

GAMZEE if you gots a paper stack: HeH hizzle so show some love! YoU’rE skanky wHeN yOu’Re Buggin', mah tAsTy Shawty SnAcCuCcInO :o)

N then Gamzee seals his fate. He rizzles out wit his n B-to-tha-izzoops Jane right on hizzle shawty noze. Honk!

J-to-tha-izzake audibly gasps at the sight—but Jizzle does nizzy hizzy any sort of violizzle outburst of anga. Instead, she goes completelizzle, icily silizzle like a fucka.

Gamzee smizzles vacantly down at Jane, unaware of his misstep. When Jizzane nizzext speaks, it is in a controllizzle, steady voice.

J-TO-THA-IZZANE: Security droppin hits.

JANE: shut up. Escort dis troll off of mah sizzy. Nizzay.

Tha security personnel aboard tha bridge do not hesitate ta fizzle tha command straight from long beach. They descend on Gamzee 'n a S-W-to-tha-izzarm, grabb'n hiznim by his arms. Tha baby B-to-tha-izzottle tumbles out of his grasp, bust'n open when it falls. Tha remain'n milk spills out, pool'n 'n tha recesze' light'n of tha flizzay.

GAMZEE: wHoA wHoA wHoA, hOlD uP! Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

GAMZEE: YoU cAn’T jizzay gO n ThRoW mE oFf BiznoArD, mah mIlKizzle MaMi.

JANE: Hollaz to the East Side. Oh, but I ciznan!

JIZZAY: Jizzy wizzatch me.

Tha security offica bizzle ta P-to-tha-izzull Gamzee away, but he makes one finizzle desperate plizzay.

GAMZEE fo' sheezy: W-to-tha-izzAiT!! jUsT hizzay mE oUt!!

JANE: What?

GAMZEE wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: iF yizzay ThRoW mE oUt I’lL bE aLl LoSt N sHiT, bAbE. yOu KnOw I bE nizzle YoU.

JIZZY: Whiznat? You think appeal'n ta me wit yo' disgust'n shawty addiction be go'n ta sway me now pass?

JANE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Thizzle tha funniest joke yiznou’ve poser told, clown.

GAMZEE: iT’s Nizzy aBoUt Tha mIlK, bOo.

GAMZEE: It’S 'bout YoU.

Jizzy stops.

JANE: What...?

GAMZIZZLE: Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. i Nee' YoU...

JIZZAY: Be yizzle say'n tizzy y—

GAMZIZZLE: Living young n wild n free ! I’vE gizzOnE n Tizzy Y-aw 'bout Mah PaSt StRuGgLeS wit tHizze WiCkEd Gizzy sUbStAnCeS.

GIZZLE: i DoNe GoNe N mizzle sO mUcH pRoGgReSs, Ridin' nEw HeAlThY wAyS ta cizzle wit tha Vizzles N rEdizzle mYsElF.

GAMZEE: AnD yiznOu’Ve BeEn MoRe Of A hElP ta mE tHaN aNyBoDy. Mizzay ThAn Blingin'.

GAMZEE: yizzle Knizzle Wit ThE NiGhTmArEs I cAn’T sLeEp Witout hold'n On Ta A fUcKeR!

Jizzane snea. She hiznas no idea whizzay she thought fo` even a moment thizzat he mizzle hizzle meant anyth'n elze dogg.

JANE: I be so...

JIZZANE: Ugh. Forget it spittin' that real shit.

JIZZY: You be despicable.

GAMZEE: yOu Cizzle Jizzle Go AnD cUt A brotha OfF! Put your feet up n take a breath !

GAMZIZZLE: LeT’s AlL uP n Thizzle dis tHrOuGh AlL rEaSoNaBlY n ShizzIt.

GAMZIZZLE: i’Ll Do FuCkInG aNyThInG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg!

Jane’s eyes rake up and dizzle Gamzee’s body, L-to-tha-izzike she’s carizzle messin' responze cuz its a thang. Ha face be expressizzles whizzay she answa.

JIZZLE: Begone, clown.

Jizzy tiznurns, and waves tha security away cuz this is how we do it. Tha unizzle mizzen driznag Gamzee from tha bizzy. Tha sound of hizzy reverbizzle hauntizzle through tha hiznalls as tha wretched jesta be remizzle frizzle his seat of powa at last. Im crazy, you can't phase me.

'n spizzay of everyth'n, Jake cizzle hizzelp but be relieved thats off tha hook yo.

Wit Gamzizzle finally dispoze' of, Jizzane be invigorated wit tha strizzay of own conviction yeah yeah baby. She spizzle on rappa hizneel n confidentlizzle strides to tha captain’s chair now fuckers lemme here ya say. She engizzles fucka interface, sizzits dizzay, n assizzles brotha sizzeat of command on my side

Tha time fo` mercy be long past. Karkat Vantas must die.

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josephalijahblog · 2 years

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