#Brook literally gave Nami an island sized chunk of gold she's just bargaining because she thinks it's fun

[charkyzombicorn]

God au

Some more sayings

windy rain - Nami is kissing her wife (except in alabaster where it’s Vivi is kissing her wife)

Solar eclipse - luffy hugging brook

Lunar eclipse - brooks hugging luffy

Blood moon - brook is blushing

Food gose moldy - usopp stole my/your meal

Food is burnt - Luffy stole my/your meal

sundog - (called luffys eye)

Everyone: Hail the goddess of weather! May she take our offerings and forgive us for existing! May she have mercy on our souls! All hail!!!

An Alabastian: Oh hey Nami no I'm not giving you half off on clothes again yes I know the queen would look lovely in these garments no that's not enough for a discount yes I know it was three years ago but it hasn't been for the last 156 weeks since that you've visited no I do not fear your wrath if I give you a coupon for Alabasta McDonald's will you just pay for your items? Okay, see you next week

Edit: thought I replied to the wrong ask but now I don't remember what this ask was in response to and also cannot find it so I think I was just talking to myself for a bit there

#one piece #myths & gods au #Brook literally gave Nami an island sized chunk of gold she's just bargaining because she thinks it's fun #Do not touch Nami's island sized chunk of gold #She's a leprechaun actually