#DJ: Yes it does. You're all dustbunnies to me

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Hsidjdidj you guys remember Sidekicks AU?? From ages ago??? Where Roxy has a hobby of fixing random shit she finds in the staff tunnels and accidentally revives Helpy, Barney (Foxy's bird) and Flower (Chica's cupcake), as well as unintentionally allowing a wet floor to gain sentience?? So she has all those guys she's got to keep safe and hidden as well as the Minis???

Imagine that... But now Cassie is also part of the squad. Roxy's pack consists of nothing but little guys and a giant enemy spider and that's so fucking funny to me

But also can you imagine the reactions after everyone eventually knows about all the bots, when Cassie joins them too? All of them just staring at her and her little guys like "Really? Another one?? How do you keep doing this???" and honestly? She's got no idea.

#sidekicks au #for clarity: this is not a 'roxy is mother' joke. #she's ONE OF THEM okay? #cassie is the only one with a proper age here okay? the rest of them are on animatronic logic ages #even if she WAS acting mother you think she'd be caring and nurturing about it? #fuck no man roxy would be the mum teaching them how to aim their homemade molotovs at flammable objects. #safely though! #.... in her eyes anyway lmao #anyway yeah she's a PART OF THE GROUP shes not their mother dhdbjd #Cassie has been adopted by them. she's part of the found little guys family now #Cassie: Does this make you a little guy too? #Roxy: I'm not that little... #DJ: Yes it does. You're all dustbunnies to me #Roxy: I'M NOT THAT LITTLE!!! #DJ: TEENY #Roxy: NO- #they're just messing. eventually they start 'fighting' #which is really just Roxy trying to rip his hand to shreds while he plays boss music and pretends to die #it's a fun bit they do lmao sjdjdj #don't call roxy little though #she's the shortest animatronic outside the rest of the little guys and she will throw hands #DJ's specifically. straight at your face. she's very good at it