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#DUDE I GOT A PAYDAY LOAN FOR THIS MONEY WE WENT TO CASHMONEY TOGETHER THAT WAS $40 DUDE
agp · 1 month
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so remember the dipshit asshole with the birthday party whos now asking me to call lady gaga for money five times a fucking day??
turns out it was just me his pastor and the wife that really runs the church. he insisted on paying for everyone and making me pay half cause he couldnt afford it?? and it was so dumb i tried to make the communication happen but this wannabe middle class asshole is like no no dude we need to make this my birthday party welcome to planet bourgeois i need to refuse my friends financial support and be the biggest fucking bitch in the galaxy
AND THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER AFTER HE PAYED AND SAID ITS NBD ON THE SENIOR DISCOUNT SHIT HES LIKE WHISPERING TO ME ACTUALLY I TOLD THEM TO SPLIT THE BILL IDK WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOOOOOD
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