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#Dan you dont need a wifey if youre the wifey
vectorworm · 1 year
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Dan is so completely unhealthily obsessed with girls, like he'd do anything for a pretty girl to even just hold his hand
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r-mcflii · 7 years
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I got a story to tell. So back in 08 I was living in sicilia with some of the best people Ive ever met in my life Corrina Mann, Sara Engbertson(wifey), Al Garn, Justin and Ashley Maddox, Martez Arnold there is just to many to name . guy in particular I used to hang out with. His name is Daniel Kihn this guy was the yin to my yang. I was bat $***, he was cool, calm and collect by comparison. It was a nonstop party everyday i was wasted beyond belief. If you met me back then you would believe I was the same guy. Back then it was where's the party, where's party, where's party? OHHHH you got alcohol I need to drink it. Cool the suns coming up. Now, oh its 1030 well Igot work in the morning.Oh you got alcohol, well let me get a beer. Damnit the suns coming up like one. The spring of 08 I bought a 93 Chevy Corsica all white. I decided to name that thing horse power & torque, because the Italians aint know nothing about that lol. I'll called P&T for short.I loved that car. One time Justin Maddox locked the keys in it and had to bust out one the windows,but it was ok i fixed wirh some duct tape, black spray paint and newspapers. The girl I was talking to at the time didnt even notice. But that was the start of the problems with P&T. That car leaked antifreeze like no other. So on the way to separate base I noticed a sign that said Lupo 10km. I translated the word and come to find out the town's name was Wolf on english. I had to go so ask dan to come with so we rode out to the town called Wolf.... and it was a farm. Disappointed with my findings was determined to find something interesting on the island. There was another town I knew, I can't remember the name, but apparently there was a lot mafia out there. Maybe could see something like a hit being carried out, I dont know what thinking. So we went to the town and I remember looking at it from about 5 miles out and thinking how did they build that town on the side of mountain. I swear that road was the curviest road ever. Driving up P&T was having a tough time but we didnt think anything about it. The town was old and everything was hand crafted the road were cobblestone and seemed pretty peaceful. But at 1 oclock on a thrusday what small town isnt. I remember talking to an old man that tild us there wasnt much going on in this town, the party is in the captial. So me and Daniel decides to call a spade a spade and head home. But what we didnt know wa the P&T was out of antifreeze so onthe way down of snake road all the lights on the dash cut on and she cut off . I looked at dan and he had no clue what was going on so I told him to put his seat blet on.I pulled the E-brake.it was something out of the fast and furious movies. On side of the road it death on the other side it was death. Everthing was good intil the wheel locked up but lucky it was the last 25 ft otherwise we would have died. I could use this story as a metaphor for slowing down but I aint slow for another 10 years. But look when your power sliding down the road of chaos use everything use everything to stop yourself. Then get back to what your doing.
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