#Durza you lil dumbass

[modern-inheritance]

Modern Inheritance Chats: Absolutely Nothing to Report

Galbatorix: Do you have anything to report? Has the elf said anything? Durza: *long pause* *Flashback* Arya: *mumbles something* Durza: Come now, little elf, you'll have to be much louder than that to get me to stop hurting you. Arya: I said... Arya: You're. Arya: a FUCKBOI! Durza: ........What. What is a– Captain: Sir, it's...it's best not to know. *End Flashback* Durza: ...no, sir. Nothing to report here.

#inheritance cycle #eragon #the cyclists #the inheritance cycle #mic chats #mi chats #modern inheritance chats #look i don't know why but Arya just yelling at durza 'you're a fuckboi!' just out of nowhere had me highly amused for several minutes #like she hasn't said a single word for two months and she just yells that in his face and goes back to being tight lipped #Durza still doesn't know what it is #she basically just called him galbatorix's prison bitch #Durza walking around absolutely bewildered for several days and is convinced he drove her mad #fell for the ploy and didn't torture her for three days #Durza you lil dumbass #oooh now i remember i was making Durzas picrew and thought #'look it's everyone's favorite fuckboi Durza'