#Ethan at any given villain:make your peace with god little man

[grumpyhedgehogs]

I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all

The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE

Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:

Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists

Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?

Heisenberg: yeah

Ethan: I gnawed it off.

Heisenberg:wh—what

Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward

#Ethan at any given villain:make your peace with god little man #I love that Ethan Is A Normal Man as much as everybody can #but also the man is insane #he just does crazy feral shit and any other character would have people cheering them on #and I intend to be his cheer squad if I have to go it alone #the same is a wild animal and every resident evil character should fear him #Ethan winters #re8 #re8 spoilers #resident evil theory #resident evil headcanons #resident evil 8 #village #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #resident evil memes #resi 8