#GUYS IT'S LUCIFER'S FEATHER IM SORRY I CANT WRITE KGKDKGKD

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: *Starts coughing uncontrollably*

Charlie: Oh gosh, Al! Are you alright? Do you need CPR?! Oh shit, oh shit, what do I do—

Alastor: *Chokes, then spits out a huge white feather*

Charlie: ...

Alastor: ...

Charlie: ...Is that—

Alastor, panicking: I ATE A SEAGULL.

*Later at the bar*

Husk, who saw everything: So, you like the beach?

Lucifer: Oh, yeah. Why?

Husk: No reason in particular.

#maybe if you stopped biting so much al #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer #inspired by a stolitz art btw iykyk #GUYS IT'S LUCIFER'S FEATHER IM SORRY I CANT WRITE KGKDKGKD #seagull->beach #tho i always thought lute is more seagull coded tbh tbh but for this post luci is the beach rat