#I AM SO SICK OF SHY LITTLE GUY WHEATLEY HES A MILDLY NERVOUS SHITHEAD WHO GETS CAUGHT ON THESE STUPID ASS LITTLE DETAILS

[beegswaz]

I MISSED BUG. BEING CORRECT ABOUT WHEATLEY..???? WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL.

#HES NOT SHY!!!!! AWKWARDNESS DOES NOT EQUAL SHYNESS!!!!!!!! #BITCH NEVER SHUTS UP HE JUST DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO CARRY HIMSELF IN CONVERSATIONS AND JUST OVER EXPLAINS SHIT #I AM SO SICK OF SHY LITTLE GUY WHEATLEY HES A MILDLY NERVOUS SHITHEAD WHO GETS CAUGHT ON THESE STUPID ASS LITTLE DETAILS #AND WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THEM UNTIL HES DOES TALKING OR SOMEONE TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP! #can i Also just say i Hate like. stupidly Tall skin And bones blonde White guy Wheatley #just For a moment. #its A shit design i dont. Why does it. ugh #also Proud wheatley isnt The intelligence dampening Sphere fan #ok. ok ill Be normal now. #but Yeah not only has he Shown the capacity to Come up with Actually decent ideas but Also glados is The smartest thing in Aperture. #and she is So disconnected from the Attributes that can make Someone human (empathy Curiosity Morality etc etc) because Of not only the #events of Portal 1 but Also because of The chassis chamber (glados vs PotatOS. shes Still snarky but is Actually more willing to Be #reasonable blah Blah blah) that when Faced with an Entity that DOES have those Traits #she immediately Deems them as less Intelligent regardless of How smart they Actually are #now this is NOT to Say she cannot feel those emotions #but After losing the Cores attached to Her shes become very Disconnected from Those emotions and Appears uncaring And cold because of it #she Appears more like A machine than A person #and Theres a lot of Character quirks in Wheatley that make him Much more human-like Than machine (even in Chassis!!) #i Could also go On a rant about Why chassiswheatley Becoming suddenly Evil actually Makes sense according to A scientific study but #i Dont think you guys wanna hear That #nor Do you wanna hear my Machiavellian Bach analysis and How its so thematically Correct with the Story while still being true To wheatley #SORRY ILL BE.SANE NOW.