#I LITERALLY TOOK THE BURDEN UPON MYSELF FOR THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND BECAME SQUID

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Baldur's Gate 3 Ending Spoilers Ahead :)

Okay why The Fuck can't we have a romance ending with the Emperor. Why THE FUCK NOT. WHY. THIS IS UNFAIR. LARIAN YOU ALLOWED ME TO FUCK THE GUY, YOU ALLOWED ME TO TRUST HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND TURN INTO A MINDFLAYER MYSELF, AND THEN I CAN'T HAVE A ROMANCE ENDING? THE FUCK???

#okay the fact that he basically goes 'do your thing and I'll be waiting for you for as long as it takes' is sweet but #BUT #I TURNED INTO AN ILLITHID TO SAVE HIS STUPID TENTACLY ASS #(and not to have to kill Lae'zel either) #I LITERALLY TOOK THE BURDEN UPON MYSELF FOR THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND BECAME SQUID #I did all that PLUS I forsook my romance with Lae'zel and then the game fucking ends with A LETTER? #NOT EVEN AN IN-PERSON GOODBYE? #LARIAN??? HELLOOOO? #I had a whole sequence of Karlach going to Avernus with Wyll which don't get me wrong I'm glad she's fine! #I was so scared she was going to die! #but why is that the only cutscene I get #nothing about the other characters and most of all NOTHING ABOUT THE EMPEROR #the narrator goes 'you won't have to face this burden alone anymore' and my shippy ass was already smiling ear to ear #thinking 'cause I'll be with the Emperor right' #'I'll be with the Emperor right...?' #and then cuts to black. what the fuck. What the actual fuck. #Larian you buffoons shouldn't have let me have sex with him if you didn't have a romance ending. No I'm serious I feel scammed #'Zero are you really complaining about not having a romance ending with the tentacle fucking thing' YES #YES DO YOU KNOW ME YES HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THAT GAME