#I SUHWEAAAR IM ONTO SOMETHING MAJOR

[barbie-nightmare-house]

I just finished my (???) rewatch of season 1 and I’m restarting season 4 and I genuinely think I have developed a narrative that explains the supernatural elements and it started because I WAS GOING THROUGH MY BOOKSHELF TODAY FOR INSPO TO WRITE THIS FUCKING FIC AND I OPENED A BOOK I HAVE NEVER READ— WHICH I BOUGHT IN A CREEPY SECOND HAND STORE YEARS AGO BTW— AND UPON SKIMMING I OPENED TO A PAGE WITH A HORNED GOD

AND THEN I STARTED RESEARCHING AND I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE A THEORY I SWEAR TO GOD IM ON SOME SHIT RIGHT NOW IM PROCESSING BY SPEWING NONSENSE AT MY FRIEND BUT I SWEAR ITS GONNA MAKE SENSE

#I’m gonna have to consult the academically reviewed resources #Reddit and Wikipedia #but I don’t think anyone has threaded the theory to completion AND IM FLOSSING MY FUCKING TEETH WITH IT #RIGHT NEEEEOOOOW #holy fuck holy fuck once I get this fully formed im going to create the most incomprehensible Reddit post #fuck fuck fuck #rust cohle #true detective season 1 #true detective season 4 #I see everything #I SUHWEAAAR IM ONTO SOMETHING MAJOR #JUST GIMME ANOTHER WEEK CAPTAIN #mentally I’m a chain smoking detective that’s stabbing my thumb meat on a push pin #FUCKKKK #I can’t wait to get downvoted #I can’t wait for a 43 year old divorced father to tell me I’m a moron #trash bin tag