#I apologize for being late to the party!!! 🙏

[menancehunter]

BEING IN A GROUPCHAT WITH HISOKA AND ILLUMI: PART 1

(Warnings: Hisoka x illumi, Reader is flirty, reader ships hisoka and illumi, basically just crack😭)

Disclaimer: These are in no way connected, seperate scenarios!!

Y/N: 'Hisoka i know you love him!'

Hisoka: 'Goddamn, y/n, i don't love Illumi ⭐-_-💧'

Y/N: 'HAH GOT YOU! I never said who >:)'

Y/N: '@Illumi @Illumi @Illumi'

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Y/N: 'sapnu puaS'

Illumi: 'please what? Speak english.'

Y/N: 'Turn your phone 180 degress baby'

Hisoka: 'I mean since you asked so nicely...'

Y/N was removed from Fruit Salads

Illumi: 'Hisoka what the fuck.'

Hisoka: 'watch your language🥺'

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Y/N: 'are you two dating now or not'

Hisoka: 'yeah! Illumi is so hot bro'

Y/N: 'I know he is but what the fuck did Illumi see'

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Y/N: 'we fr need to spice things up a little.'

Y/N changed 'Illumi' to 'Emo Rapunzel'

Y/N changed 'Hisoka' to 'Fruit Clown'

Y/N changed 'Y/N' to 'Hot person😩'

Emo Rapunzel: 'why is my name purple.'

Fruit clown: 'is that what you are concerned about???'

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Y/N: 'guys chrollo just sent me a picture of you two holding hands?'

Illumi: 'recent studies showed holding hands is able to reduce stress.'

Y/N: 'oh i thought you were dating😔'

Hisoka: 'we are but we are also FUCKING STRESSED'

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Hisoka: 'guuysssss has anyone seen my top??'

Y/N: 'Illumi is getting groceries rn'

Illumi has left the Conversation

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Illumi: '@y/n, me and hisoka will be late. I was doing things, apologies.'

Hisoka: 'my name is 'things' 🥺xx '

Y/N: '@Hisoka how are you so fucking desperate?😭 '

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Y/N: 'Hisoka the top you wore today looked sooo fine!!'

Hisoka: 'i know right!!'

Y/N: 'but i bet it would look better on Illumi's floor...~'

Illumi: 'are you hitting on hisoka... for me??'

Hisoka: 'They are not wrong though, @Illumi hmu baby 😘😘'

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Y/N: '@Hisoka are you free on Saturday, 8 PM?'

Hisoka: 'mhmmm, sure ⭐^_^💧'

Y/N: '@Illumi, wbu'

Illumi: 'Yeah. I should have time.'

Y/N: 'great, i don't!! Have fun, love birdies😘 Use protection xx💕'

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Hisoka: '@Illumi what would you do if we were sleeping in the same bed rn? 🧐'

Illumi: 'that depends. Is your bed comfortable?'

Hisoka: 'uhhh, yeah duh'

Illumi: 'i'd sleep.'

Y/N: 'LMFAOOOO'

Hisoka: 'you are so mean illumi☹☹'

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Hisoka: 'i fucking swear i will fight the next person to insult illumi.'

Illumi: 'my hair looks really fucking shitty today.'

Hisoka: 'alright baby, square up'

Y/N: 'ill get the cam🙏🙏'

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Hisoka: 'illumi i would do everything for you baby🥰*'

Illumi: 'stop being weird, i mean hitting on gon and killua, eat 3 meals a day, stop using bungee gum in every second sentence, have a decent sleep schedule...'

Hisoka: '@Y/n i would do everything for you baby🥰*'

Y/N: 'Bro😭'

Y/N: 'actually can you get me food then baby? 🥺'

Hisoka has left the conversation

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Y/N: 'guys how will we manage the next mission?'

Illumi: 'i trust hisoka with that one.'

Y/N: 'do you think he knows what he's doing?'

Illumi: 'i wouldn't go that far.'

Hisoka: 'why does everyone hate me? 😭'

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Hisoka: 'guys i have a christmas idea!! We hang mistletoes, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!!'

Illumi: 'Hisoka no.'

Y/N: 'MistleFOE'

Illumi: 'Y/N stop encouraging him.'

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Hisoka: 'illumi i see you through your window, why are you on the floor'

Illumi: 'im depressed'

Illumi: 'also i was stabbed. @Y/N help me'

Y/N: 'you are such a mood illumi😭 im omw😭'

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Hisoka: 'guys im gonna send a pic that really upset me, its from the party yesterday☹'

Y/N: 'in my defense illumi bet me a dollar i wouldnt drink the bottle of shampoo'

Hisoka: 'thats not what i wanted to say'

Hisoka: 'wait'

Hisoka: 'YOU DID WHAT'

Hisoka: 'I bet i can drink 2'

Illumi: 'you both are fucking idiots'

Illumi: 'i hope you choke'

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Hisoka: '@Illumi what do you think is the height of stupidity'

Illumi: '@Y/N how tall are you'

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Hisoka: 'guys i bought a python lol how should i name him😄'

Illumi: 'you did what.'

Y/N: 'william snakespeare'

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Hisoka: 'How is the sexiest person here~'

Illumi is typing...

Y/N: 'i'm great thanks'

Illumi: '............'

Illumi: 'im leaving'

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