#I didn't understand why people said words like tortietude until I got this fucking creature

[gaileyfrey]

She is so judgmental when I stretch. "What is the ape doing. Why is it doing it so poorly. The primate embarrasses itself daily for reasons I will never fathom"

#Calamity #Tortietude #I didn't understand why people said words like tortietude until I got this fucking creature #I'm obsessed with her #She is indifferent to me