#I feel like he'd enjoy spicy/sour stuff too so if he did make something spicy prepare to die

[cyanichexanthine]

Can prime cook tho, that's what I wanna know

You know for the longest time I couldn't think of how to respond to this (it's from the spaghetti ep where I mocked Rick's cooking ability oops)

But like honestly me too buddy. If we take tech autopilot cheats out of it and spaghetti people etc out of it. He's likely just as bad if not worse imo. Neither wins here.

Like in the rare occasion he didn't just get trash takeaway he would probably put something on and just straight up get distracted again and forget about it. He's the mouldy science experiment plate left in the microwave kind of roommate. He's probably pompeii'd fucking noodles. He's the makes warm cereal on the stove kind of guy just to fuck with you if he actually likes it or not. Everything self extinguishes for this reason. He makes you question deep hypotheticals such as does making pop tarts count as cooking? I don't honestly know how he and Rick survived tbh they ate like absolute trash I know it.

They're the same person. And that person still eats 99% rainbow marshmallow cereal for breakfast unless someone else cooks.

If Rick's specialty is canapes Prime's is probably something like battery acid or strange but good drinks (Would be cute if it was the opposite of canapes I.e. dessert end of things but I don't have that much faith in Prime making anything...not questionable. Maybe those mug cakes lmao)

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#hexed rambles #asks #dayglomasochism #sorry for the late reply buddy my brain is static rn #I feel like he'd enjoy spicy/sour stuff too so if he did make something spicy prepare to die