#I feel like he's at least 2/3 chuckable

[canisalbus]

I made a @littleguysdaily stat chart for Machete :), featuring my own wonderful mspaint art

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#absolutely priceless #genuinely very tempted to print this and stick it on my fridge door or something #thank you #my boy has been evaluated #his face #ಠ〰ಠ #zero slorpability that I can agree with #I feel like he's at least 2/3 chuckable #I'm shorter than him with flabby artist arms but even I could probably chuck him with moderate success #gift art #butterbeeeggs #own characters #Machete