#I haven’t gotten an interview since November lolllllllollololol

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Job board summary

1. Outdoor or non air conditioned manual labor paying $12-$16 with no benefits. Your manager worships the trump statue in the break room daily. (it’s hot as fuck 9-10 months out of the year)

2. Retail, food service, or customer service paying $12-$16 an hour with no benefits (Bilingual required. Please submit your 5 page essay describing in detail how much you want to be a slave to tourists to be considered for a rejection email.)

3. Regular office job paying $16 that requires a minimum 2 hour commute. You need a degree in this field and this field only and 7 years of experience and you need to know all 6 different programs we use (you have never heard of these programs before) and be trilingual and do a 20 minute recording of yourself in clown makeup telling us why you want to work for us for free to be considered for an interview (this is a fake listing and the position is for an internal candidate)

4. analytic data sales management 250k salary to sit in meetings. Please submit a photo of your OUT OF STATE license plate to apply!<- Florida joke. if you know you know.

5. Are you a pepper cause I grind are you a grinder cause grind coffee grinding on my girlboss till I ceo mindset are you people cause work hard always innovative go for it energy just do it people pleaser competitive grind hard play hard (it is a $15 an hour startup and you are doing 4 jobs at once)

6. Scam listing (repeat 20x)

7. Please army join please joing pleas TheArmy it need you please blow up

8. Sales (GRINDSET!!!!!!! If you aren’t KILLING YOUR COWORKERS DO NOT APLLY!!))

9. *45 nurse/other related jobs*

10. Work for the city :) please have degree and 3 years experience (pays $15)

11. Work for the city but senior position

And remember, if you want to not spend half your life in your car you better be able to pay that 3k+ a month rent!

#hey man how’s it going. oh. you know! #what searching for a job does to the mind #the only reason I’m stuck wasting 12 hours of my day in this place is because there is quiet literally nothing else for me #I can’t talk to people all day so 90% of jobs are non viable for me lol ahah lolllll loll lol lol #yayy yay I’m so glad I got stuck being like this yay #I haven’t gotten an interview since November lolllllllollololol #if you saw this post when tumblr ate half the text. no u don’t