#I just rewatched the first pirates of the caribbean on a whim

[ventiswampwater]

sudden jimmy neutron brain blast.

the movie that is 100% responsible for sending me down the pipeline to tumblr dot com thirsty horror writer was not. in fact. a slasher film at all. it was the haunted mansion (2003). the whole edward gracey/elizabeth/sara storyline. that was the blueprint.

#me in 2003 popping in the dvd & rewinding their scenes 73297239 times in a row like HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM #just watching the library scene w/BATED breath #that was my reader insert fantasy ever. @ the ripe old age of seven #tbh. TBH #sam speaks #⚠️ also. off topic. VERY off topic #but while we're addressing v specific formative childhood experiences #I just rewatched the first pirates of the caribbean on a whim #and u know what #I remembered who I was lost in the absolute sauce over. ALSO @ the ripe old age of seven #and no. I'm sorry 2 report that it was not will or elizabeth. tragic I know #no. it was that prissy bitch officer w/the powdered wig. norrington #and honestly. idk if this is a controversial take #but. I think I was Right #anyways. good morning #I'm chatty and ANNOYING today <3