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lessthandenim · 4 months

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What I think about you based on your Mariokart main

Mario: you're alright. You're a chill person, just also the human version of a chain restaurant.

Luigi: you're like Mario players, but you probably like memes more.

Peach: *forehead kisses* you are so good.

Daisy: *forehead kissses* I am so sorry.

Rosalina: You either simp for her, or played mario galaxy. I can't blame you either way.

Yoshi: If you play him because he's meta, ew. If you play him for the love of Yoshi, nice.

Toad: I hate you

Toadette: I hate you, but in pink

Bowser: pretty cool

Dry Bowser: pretty cool (I bet you played wii)

Funky Kong: I bet you played mariokart wii and picked DK Summit EVERY TIME you played online, didn't you? You're fine.

Donkey Kong: I don't care

Diddy Kong: I still don't care

Any Koopaling: why?

Shy Guy: <3 but you're on thin ice

Birdo: Oh you're cool... I like you.

King Boo: You're almost too cool to be playing

Wario: you silly goose

Waluigi: you just like the smash bros memes, but hey same here

Pauline: not my favorite, but I respect you

Koopa: you take the game WAY too seriously

Any baby: I've played too much Yoshi's Island to have a good opinion of you

Metal Mario/Pink Gold Peach: I actually have nothing against you; those metallic textures are gorgeous and the gargly voices scratch my brain (should still be an alt costume tho)

Tanooki Mario/Cat Peach: I'm so neutral on these that I almost forgot to include them

Lakitu: you don't exist

Petey Piranha: You can't see half the track and you don't even care. Based.

Dry Bones: you're like Koopa mains, but slightly less pretentious

Kamek: ok? Wizard?

Peachette: you probably like Peach, but not her voice. Whatever

Inkling: You like Splatoon

Villager: you like Animal Crossing

Isabelle: you ACTUALLY like Animal Crossing

Link: you either simp for him or like LoZ. I can't blame you either way.

Mii: I assume you just like playing as Peter Griffin with a silly helmet.

Wiggler: DM me, I wanna be best friends

Honey Queen: you REALLY like the crab from Moana

#mariokart #nintnedo

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