#I maintain that they have some of THE nastiest sex in the Nein and that only the Brenattos really can compete there

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on some level, you're all kind of lucky I don't talk more about what I think Fjord and Jester's sex life is like

on another level, you're all kind of unlucky I don't talk more about what I think Fjord and Jester's sex life is like

#I have a whole system of thoughts about this #I maintain that they have some of THE nastiest sex in the Nein and that only the Brenattos really can compete there #I think Fjord and Jester have a negotiation list longer than many in the fandom think it is lmao #I believe they're willing to try most things at least once more than some of the other couples (again only Brenattos really compete there) #(relatedly I personally think the other two couples are way more vanilla than the fandom thinks they are) #I also maintain that they have really complex roleplay scenarios that take all day and have a long list of them #Like in my mind Fjord and Jester are that one post about Craig and Weisz #I also fully believe Fjord and Jester love that thing where they go to a bar separately to pretend to be strangers and pick one another up #but with the added thing of disguise self and they have to flirt around to find one another #Critical Role things