#I swear I’m the most distracting human even to myself fuckkkk

[ssreeder]

SREEDIE YOU UPDATED and I haven’t even read the last chapter yet…

in my defence, I have moved countries so uh… keep waiting for me, my love, I shall soon return from the war <3

YOU MOVED?!??? I demand details please. I’ll wait forever for you my reekie-leekie. <3

#I’m like 90% sure you lives down under before #OMG WHERE ARE YOU NOW??? #I love getting your life updates haha #you slide into my DMs like ‘yo I made this bomb ass dessert want a play by play?’ #& I’m like duh bitch why are you even asking that?? #anyway I miss you of course because if I’m not feuding with my divorced wife then what’s the point of getting out of bed in the morning #*slams open cabinet of perfectly in tact lightbulbs* #& I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF LIGHTBULBS BECAUSE YOU HAVENT COME UH SMASHING BABE #ok anyway that’s it I love ya I miss ya and I hope you’re super excited about your move! #wohoooo!!! #leekie tag #leeeeeeekiiiieeee #dude tumblrs tagging system has been so fucked lately #they get rid of tumblr live and somehow manage to fuck up the tags #idk maybe because I’m on mobile but I can’t see any of my last tags #and someone like me who rambles in the tags needs to keep an eye on what they’ve said and sometimes I forget what I’m even talking about #I swear I’m the most distracting human even to myself fuckkkk #leekie I miss you #fucking come back to me