#I too wish you could be around for Vargo and his zeppelin armada Alice

[thevalicemultiverse]

In World of Darkness, you aren’t the man on the street. You are the Vampire. You are the ghost. You send the signal. You bury the bodies... Sounds morbid. Gothic. It is.

…But you can also throw that all in the garbage because World of Darkness is also CLOWN WORLD HELLO WELCOME!!!

Dracula is real. He conned his way to vampirism and everyone hates him because he's famous!

There's an evil fast food chain that puts literal demons into their cheeseburgers! It is owned by the same corporate death cult That owns the evil beer companies - doing the same thing to their beverages! The reason they do this? To subtly convince random people to beat their wives! THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

YOU WANT MORE? Ohoho, I can give you more!

In 1914, a deranged inventor named Czar Vargo was so disgusted at the capacity for mankind to destroy, he brought a giant zeppelin armada Across all of earth’s cities, and declared himself World Emperor!

A hit squad composed of secret agents, killer robots and bio-freaks were barely able to force him to retreat! And then real-life scientist Michael Faraday vaporized him so hard they both exploded!

And everyone on earth just forgot this ever happened! BECAUSE THE NEW WORLD ORDER COVERED IT UP! I FEEL INSANE!

And I’m not even talking about the steampunk explorers fighting Nazis in the hollow earth! ...or the Ancient Kingdoms of the Lizard King!

The setting is off its SHIT.

Alice: . . .Well, all of that certainly puts all the bullshit I went through in L.A. in perspective. Even as it makes me a little sad that I wasn't alive in 1914, because I am VERY curious as to how that whole thing with Vargo and his zeppelin armada went down.

#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask) #~M: grin without a cat (anon) #~V: Londerland Bloodlines #~T: Nice Place To Live #clown world of darkness #~C: Alice Liddell #((world of darkness writers will be like 'is anyone going to put some weirdass bullshit into this setting' and then not wait for an answer #is the evil fast food chain owned by Pentex? #as I recall you can blame a lot of evil capitalism on Pentex in Classic WOD #I too wish you could be around for Vargo and his zeppelin armada Alice #sounds like a hell of a time to be alive)) #~M: with this hand I will lift your queue