#I’m bg3posting again

[gortrash]

ok so the thing about romancing Astarion is u don’t have to be EVIL. u need to treat him like he’s your spoilt brat of a child and you’re the pushover mother who keeps spoiling him. that man sees a patrol of githyanki and says “can we kill them 🥺 please 🥺 pretty please 🥺” and you must oblige for that is your little princess and you will do anything to make him happy.

#I’m bg3posting again #sorry tesblr moots who have no idea what I’m on about #I love this man more than life #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #not tes