#I'm not a true snzfckr

[perfectpaperbluebirds]

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#so full disclosure #I'm not a true snzfckr #I think sneeze enthusiast would be more accurate. a fixation versus a true kink if you will. #But after spending a lot of time in this community I'm now hyper-aware of sneezes #and the person I work one-on-one with for most of the day is the most naturally sneezy person I've ever met #good Lord it's a good thing I'm not aroused by sneezes or I'd be in trouble #his sneeze isn't that great honestly but the sheer volume is just... wow #seriously it's at least 3-5 times a day #and he coughs a lot too #i think they would say he has a 'weak chest' in classic lit #rest assured he will pop up in a fic of mine one of these days #anyway I just thought you all should know #birdie blabbers