#I've never heard corsets mentioned so much fucking anywhere except this one fic lol

[iamthepulta]

so much corsetry jfc

#I swear to god this author wrote this fic to just gush about corsets #they might as well throw a few worth gowns in here just for good measure #I've never heard corsets mentioned so much fucking anywhere except this one fic lol #there was a whole scene between Hades and Seph where he's buying her new shit and she gets upset because Plot Reasons #but the corset is hurting her because the boning channels are broken #and she's not wearing... I mean the author doesn't mention if she's wearing shit underneath it but it doesn't sound like it? #but then it ends on a complex female vs male dressing habits why are womens undergarmets so complex #which i don't understand I'm just rolling with it at this point #but oh my god so much corsetry #So if I write hadestown in 1850 can I just talk about steam engines and the civil war and peacoats and crinolines? #side note: while googling to make sure crinoline was spelled correctly #apparently bridal crinolines are still worn- which doesn't surprise me but I'm also appalled; I hate bridal apparel #why do brides pay for that shit #I'm not going to wear white at my wedding and I'm not going to have a diamond wedding ring #and I'm not going to have a bridal reception I'm going to have a goddamn bomb ass party in someone's backyard and hire an open bar and band #and then I'm going to leave my own party and get on a plane and go to iceland #why iceland #I don't know #maybe ireland would be a nice honeymoon #idk somewhere stupid that nobody would think to go and isn't romantic in the slightest which is why it's romantic to me #these tags are horrible at this point I'm really sorry