#It ate everything you drove it towrds and then shat out rewards. but everytime it did it got bigger

[cryptid-kratt-kid]

Last night I had a dream that some weird sentient ooze (?) Monster had transformed into Martin and then proceeded to try and take his place.

I remember finding out and confronting it, and it responded by suddenly becoming near indistinguishable from Martin, getting uncomfortably close to me, and then joyously laughing about how he was gonna do something BIG in a week.

It's wonderful, the things you dream up when you're sleep deprived. Should I make this an AU?

#How long are you going to keep using me? #wild kratts #wild kratts au #I was also in the middle of some wierd war with the actual Martin because I'd insulted his swimsuit #He insulted my swimsuit back and I threatened to deck him #Then the rest of my friends split up into team Flame and team Martin and we had a war with legit physical violence right inside my house #Chris didn't do much. He just kinda watched. #Chris might've been on team Martin but I don't really remember #I also got sidetracked and followed Sonic the hedgehog (or at least someone who sounded like him) on his epic quest to learn more about #absoloutly massive slugs so he could better take care of his own. #There was also this wierd remote control chick that I found who the fuck knows where #It ate everything you drove it towrds and then shat out rewards. but everytime it did it got bigger #and eventually it got so big that it started growing without my input and devouring the giant fancy hotel(?) that I was suddenly in #even the little smiley bendy (yes BATIM bendy) face on the controler became a terrified screaming one when the chick got out of control #I think it might've even eaten me? but I wouldn't know because I had suddenly started watching the whole thing go down behind a screen #like I was watching some kind of lets play youtuber play a videogame. #And then I spent some time running from the cops with dipper and mabel pines (?) and then I eventually woke up #Actually I think the chick thing might've happened twice because I felt this wierd sense of deja'vu when it happened #Is it worth mentioning that I had started watching Amphibia before all this? #Also the chick once left me a wierd piece of paper asking #The rewards were Genshin impact character fragments that gave you the character if you collected enough of them and primogems #Did I mention that some wierd Genshin event was going on in the middle of the war and I litterally had surrounded Lumine and Xiao with the #wierd fucking RC chick #And they were mad that it was shitting out Venti fragments and Lumine started yelling about how she wanted him #I beat Martin in the knees witha metal pipe :) #And Im pretty sure he or one of his soldiers beat me with one to #but I was strong and didn't collapsed and it scared them as I kept bonking at them with the pipe #Someone also told me to get on a ride from disneyland I think? and after I got off of that that's when Ooze imposter Martin threatened me #with the post above. #Wow this is the most I've written in the tags in literally my entire Tumblr life