#It's a portfolio property that they're living in sometimes bc it's convenient

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My neighbour runs a scam company where he's basically a landlord for landlords (he works from home and takes all his calls in the garden so I get to hear his sale pitch on repeat and it's either a) nonsense or b) just lies) and they've been mildly annoying but like liveable as neighbours. (I mean they haven't fired bb pellets into our garden or thrown constant teen ragers so we can forgive the occasional 1am karaoke party.)

But now the prick has gotten himself a metallic purple lamborghini that he now every single fucking morning revs outside the fucking house at 10am bc he doesn't actually have a real job and then he drives it round the streets for like an hour or so and you can hear it coming back for like a full five minutes bc it's a VERY loud car and we live in a quiet suburb.

Every. Single. Morning.

If they didn't have cameras on their property like the arseholes they are I would very seriously consider pouring sugar in his petrol tank. 🙃🙃🙃

#He also has two fucking huge american suvs that he has to park on the street further up #Bc they fucked their own kerb with all the awful building work they did to the house they're living in #Oh and the house isn't their house #It's a portfolio property that they're living in sometimes bc it's convenient #Fuck knows if they're actually paying rent #Bc of the bizarre hours they keep and bc he's constantly coming and going and actually not always at the property #Everyone kinda thought he was a drug dealer for a bit #Before he got his giant fucking suv custom decalled with his scam company and we realised oh no #He's much worse and contributes much less to society than a drug dealer #It's very hard to listen to him lie badly to investors in his sad little 'garden' (it's a tiny square of astro turf) #When me and jo have had multiple letting agents tell me and jo that landlords aren't accepting ppl on benefits #Which is unlawful #It's been months and we still haven't even got a viewing #Let alone a flat! #We have the funding from the government!! #Nobody wants it though! #I hope his lamborghini tires run over just so many nails or glass #Blog post