#Jason Schwartzman and Jeff Goldblum and Ed Norton

[miscelliteeous]

How does Wes Anderson always put together such a hot cast?

Like, take me down to the Asteroid City where the grass is sand and the men are pretty.

#I just saw Asteroid City and hooo boy #Jason Schwartzman and Jeff Goldblum and Ed Norton #Adrien Brody and Steve Carell and Tony Revolori #and many more! #anyways I can’t be this thirsty on letterboxd so I’m just putting it here to get it outta my system #objectifying these actors in a place where they can never ever see that I find them ridiculously hot #also Wes Anderson’s kinda hot too #he makes movies that appeal to my brand of autism and that is very sexy of him #I always feel SO GUILTY thirsting over real people and not fictional ones #but please allow me this momentary lapse

[windswept-fields]

I’ve finally cooked it up.

My fancast for a Wes Anderson adoption to A Series of Unfortunate Events

(Quick note, I’m excluded the Baudelaire orphans, Quagmire triplets, and Carmelita Spats because I know fuck all about child actors. All the child actors I liked are all adults now.)

Willem Dafoe as Count Olaf

Ralph Fiennes as The Narrator/Lemony Snicket

Bill Murray as Mr Poe

Saoirse Ronan as Kit Snicket

Frances McDormand as Chief Justice Strauss

Mathieu Amalric as Uncle Monty

Tilda Swinton as Aunt Josephine

Jeffrey Wright as Sir

Dev Patel as Charles

Anjelica Huston as Dr. Georgina Orwell

Bryan Cranston as Vice Principal Nero

Scarlett Johannson as Esme Squalor

Ed Norton as Jerome Squalor

Benicio Del Toro as Hector

Jason Schwartzman as Jaques Snicket

Wes Anderson as The Last Chance General Store Owner

(You are not allowed to question this one)

Bob Balaban as Hal

Jeff Goldblum as Captain Widdershins

Adrien Brody as Dewey Denouement

Brian Cox as Ishmael

Owen Wilson as the henchperson of indeterminate Gender

Luke Wilson as the henchman with a hook for a hand

#shut up pretty boy #wes anderson #a series of unfortunate events #asoue

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