#Keith is like noooo you guys it's totally platonic and straight how I walked through hell to find Ellis

[sheepkebby]

Had a thought at 2am Keith and Ellis desperately trying to convince everyone that doing that is perfectly normal thing for friends to do Coach and Rochelle trying to convince them that no it's not (but they support them) Nick says he's not a hypocrite and refuses to elaborate any further

OHGHGHH MY GOD THIS IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND AHHAHA

Ellis: Oh man, that reminds me! Back in highschool, see, Keith and I weren't really popular with the ladies. We ain't really popular with the ladies nowadays either, but that's besides the point. Anyways, we didn't have anybody to spend Valentines day with! And all our guy friends were out with their lady friends, so it was just us two. We figured we'd spend Valentines day together, y'know, just the two of us pals!

Rochelle: Aww, that's sweet! I remember spending Valentines day with my gal pals too!

Ellis: Yeah! We got all this candy that was on sale! Keith even got me roses!

Rochelle: Aw- wait, what? He did?

Coach: *Puts down the book he was reading*

Nick: Go on...

Ellis: Wait, really? You ain't gonna shut me up?

Nick: *Suspiciously* No, no I want to hear more of this.

Ellis: Well, alright! After we stuffed our faces with chocolate Keith took me to this lil' fancy restaurant. Since it was valentines day there was like, this special couples discount! And Keith and I, we're always broke, so we're all about savin' money.

Coach: ... And?

Ellis: Well we pretended to be a couple of course! How else were we gonna pay for our food?

Rochelle: *On the verge of tears because she's trying SO HARD not to laugh her head off*

Nick: *Now also snickering* Yeah... "Pretended"

Ellis: What?? Wh- H-Hey now!! Listen! We ain't a couple or anythin' we just-.. Y'know-.. We're real good at the act! That's- It's because- 'Cus we're such , , good friends ,, and- Whatever, guys!! *Leaves the room because he's dug himself a hole that he can't possibly get out of*

Coach: *Following Ellis while trying not to laugh* No it's- heh- It's alright, boy! No need to be ashamed of it! Come back!

Nick: *Leans in close to Rochelle* I can't wait to meet his boyfriend.

Rochelle: *Screaming laughing and crying all at once*

#Me too Rochelle I would react the same #Keith is like noooo you guys it's totally platonic and straight how I walked through hell to find Ellis #And the fact that I would do it again ten times over if I needed to #Like platonically I would blow up the sun for him #In a best friends sort of way #Y'know #Don't you guys feel that way about your best friend?? No?? Ok. Well. Hmm. #Keith x Ellis is one of my favorite tropes ever... idiots to lovers #Thank you for this ask it made my night #Kellis #Kebby rambles #Kebby asks #l4d2 #left 4 dead 2 #ellis l4d2 #keith l4d2 #l4d2 keith #l4d2 ellis #incorrect quotes