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#Like I 100% understand putting down a sex tarp in real
manyblinkinglights · 3 months
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Every once in a while I remember this porno clip or still I saw of a guy living the ostentatious masc dream of a luxurious pad filled with hoes draping themselves languorously and cavorting lithely and etc. But a big part of it was supposed to be, clearly, how much power and money he had. and.
he had a tarp down on the sofa for his hoes. and.
sorry but am I shallow for my dream being that someone else washes the covers on the cushions OR it just gets reupholstered after??
like it was just so intrusive on this fantasy of power and control that this guy couldn’t unwind his neuroses enough to relax about his couch. like just don’t fuck on it at that point! Fuck somewhere else!
putting a tarp down for your hoes. god.
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