#Like that one tweet: if you saw the old men I want you'd hurl.

[cinna-minute]

People on here will be like "I ❤ Old men!" and then post a picture of a man in his early 30s. You cowards, I want to see GREY HAIRS, I wanna see WRINKLES. Get a man with a receding hairline, a king who needs reading glasses. Talking about "loving old men," come back when you start thirsting after a man with an AARP membership.

#Like that one tweet: if you saw the old men I want you'd hurl. #This came out of nowhere. Hi.