People on here will be like "I ❤ Old men!" and then post a picture of a man in his early 30s. You cowards, I want to see GREY HAIRS, I wanna see WRINKLES. Get a man with a receding hairline, a king who needs reading glasses. Talking about "loving old men," come back when you start thirsting after a man with an AARP membership.
When I first started Disco Elysium, I couldn't understand why people would make such touching, beautiful artwork of Harry. He's gross and yucky!! But after playing a while he had An Effect on me and I. Understood. It really was like this post:
Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That's pretty out there. I'm too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who's a mouse... what will they think of next?
the way he's fumbling over his words and then so clearly and wistfully says "and he walks by you... " like he's talking about a lover he can never have
It's an old observation but the secret sauce that makes JJBA work is that a guy can show up with a stand that has the power to sever their opponents' legs at 100 yards and the protagonists will just cobble together new legs out of bicycle parts and athletic tape and kick the guy's ass immediately, whereas the guy whose stand power is causing toilets to flush clockwise is an existential threat to all human life and defeating him might take up years' worth of the manga