#Look if a baby eldritch primordial godling imprints there’s no way to get rid of them

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 303

Constantine might be cursing everything and everyone he’s ever met because this? This is a goddamned mess that he does not want to be cleaning up, yet here he is! Three infant godlings who the American-Fuckin-Government decided to try and kill and worse clinging to his legs and huddling beneath his trenchcoat. 

Look when he followed the instructions on the magic green sticky note he was not expecting this level of bullshit, and honestly do these imbeciles want to get the entire universe devoured by angry eldritch gods!? 

Damnit, he needed a smoke- and to inform the League so they could deal with the government side of this shit- but mostly a smoke. Ugh. He was so not babysitter material, but none of the bloody tykes would be letting go or leaving the trenchcoat anytime soon. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Constantine: Oh bloody hell I am no dad- #The Traumatized Dannys: This is new caretaker he smells safe #Look if a baby eldritch primordial godling imprints there’s no way to get rid of them #Constantine is now stuck with them #He arrives to the Watchtower slams down papers says “Trenchcoats Haunted” and gives no other context #He’s panicking a bit & also REALLY needs a drink but the infants keep stopping him #He’s gonna have to find another way to deal with that chronic pain & is close to fireballing everything & everyone here