#Maxwell (language specialist): sorry sir no clue

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

Imagine Wolf 359, but in all the time spent on a spaceship with literally only 4-5 people and one of them is Doug Eiffel, none of the crew speak coherent english there's so many inside jokes and slang because that shit catches on fast in a small group and they literally haven't talked to any other human beings in over a year.

#Kepler: maxwell. analysis. #Maxwell (language specialist): sorry sir no clue #the hephaestus crew all communicate like a bunch of neurodivergent siblings and even Lovelace is highkey confused for her first few months #because her crew was slightly bigger and had their own little two people teams/subgroups like Hui and Fourier. the squad got big enough to #mitosis into smaller squads. however the Hephaestus crew was small enough to remain One Single Entity #wolf 359 #doug eiffel #hephaestus crew #renee minkowski #alexander hilbert #hera wolf 359 #curio chatter