#Mom: and then Lief Erikson reached America!

[gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun]

Happy Lief Erikson day. Shoutout to child me who was very, very gay for him and his dad.

#My mom: and then Erik the Red started a colony on Greenland! #Me: sexy af #Mom: and then Lief Erikson reached America! #Me: never mind his dad I need to get in on this hunk #I was also in love with Alexander the Great #Hephaestion who #It's my job to keep Alex between my thighs #Oh the creative expression of the repressed homosexual tendencies of a homeschooler #Lief Erikson day #It's a real thing an internet lesbian told me so #No I didn't grow up on Spongebob #I was homeschooled remember