#NO proper bones in there hes waxy at firmmest and gelatinous slime at least

[feline-evil]

I am of the opinion that if you threw The Lobby Boy at the ceiling with enough force he would get stuck up there like one of those classic ooey gooey slimey-rubber toys. Sorry, Hotel's closed. Lobby boy got stuck on the ceiling and we can't get him down. Yeah. Yeah we think this is gonna be a whole week thing, we tried pulling him but he just got weirdly stretchy and it really creeped us out so we're just gonna wait for him to fall instead.

#jay talkin #the hotel podcast #hes a slimy sticky sort of fella to me. a mucous man #son yr the consistency of one of those sticky hands and well we're all plum offput by that #my lobby boy design especially is like this i designed that dude to look like #a particularily slimy cross between frankenstiens monster and some house of wax horror so. slimy gooey #NO proper bones in there hes waxy at firmmest and gelatinous slime at least