#Neelix actually just said he and other people in the area do 'sand scrubs' but I wonder if that's like...a Talaxian thing or if its a

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Neelix really said “Oh me? King of the garbage pile? No no no....there’s nothing you could offer me....unless you had....water??” this fucking GUY <3 

#IT S A BASIC NECESSITY #Neelix: (dying) Well there is ONE thing that MIGHT get me to cooperate.... #the negotiation skills on display...wooow~ #Tuvok's speech pattern seems slightly different here~ #This is probably just a writing thing and doesn't have any significance within the canon but Neelix is confused about what a bath is #b ut....he had like a whole family and life on Talaxia at one point........do Talaxians not take baths?? Do they only shower or?? #also god imagine being some racooon man in the trash belt of space and then you get beamed aboard a grand ship with a beautiful alien #Neel ix'slittle fucking gestures when Tuvok's talking are so funny... #he goes to tap on the badge then just taps his own cheek like he has ringlets or something #Why did Neelix replicate like 3 glasses of water and stack them all on top of each other? Who knows...such is the mystery of him #maybe he just wanted to look at all the water #HEHEHA IFORGOT TUVOK CALLS HIM SIR #Sir (respectful) to Mr (derogatory) <- jkjkjk hehehe #HEHEHE H IS SPEECH PATTERN CHANGED BUT HE'S STILL A B*TCH <3 #Neelix: -having replicated a shitton of food and water- I've never had access to a food replicator before~!! :) #Tuvok: I'd /Never/ Have Guessed. #like he could have said 'that is obvious' but no....he has to get a jab i n...he has such personality I love him #something about the way Tuvok unfolds the towel is so fucking elegant I rewound it eight times I'm not joking #Neelix actually just said he and other people in the area do 'sand scrubs' but I wonder if that's like...a Talaxian thing or if its a #thing he just kind of has to do given the circumstances #Neelix: Will it make me a uniform like yours~?? -cartoon lamb blinking sfx- #Tuvok: No. It Most Certainly Will Not. -flowers in the vicinity wilt- #WHY. Is Neelix SO DA MN CLOSE To HIIIMMM MY GOD /pos #and that stupid lil song he'ssinging....IT S ju stNOOOISE <3 #Tuvok has now twice in my memory said something akin to 'I'm pleased that you're having fun' while OBVIOUSLY /not/ being pleased #anyway....I'd fall in love with Tuvok too. Gorgeous alien who rescued me from a garbage pile and gave me limitless water AND looked/sounded #like THAT?? yeah...it'd be over for me #and that's the end of my tagging spree #liveblogging