#PussxDeath

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Puss bonk Death

Just a little dumb thing inspired by @cotton-eyejoe

(I don’t know how tumblr work so I post it again) After seeing the singing post something just can't leave my mind, so in the video he hits people with guitar and also in the first move Puss hits Kitty with guitar.

this scenario can't leave my head, English is not my first language, I tried.

One day, after Puss says goodbye to Muerte and goes to a rich people's party with Kitty and Perrito to steal some coins, Puss acts as a distraction on the stage singing to the crowd. Unknowingly to him, Muerte is also there to grab some souls, but he is wearing a disguised(like a more luxurious poncho, with red and gold trace) so he won't startle the people around and he can give Puss a surprise.

When Lobo tries to grab the women's soul in front of him, Puss thought someone is about to hurt a lady, so he grabs a guitar and hit the hooded figure then he heard a way too familiar voice wince in pain, growling “Por Dios, did you just hit my head with a guitar, gatito”, Puss immediately realized who that is and start panicking“I am so sorry lobo, I don't know it's you, I didn't mean to, I thought you are at work.”

Kitty, who saw everything from the other side, sent Perrito away with the coins and yells “Puss!! Did you just hit your lover with a guitar AGAIN!”

Puss has a tendency to hit the people he loves with instruments. lol

#puss in boots #death in boots #death x puss #deathpuss #pussdeath #puss x death #deathxpuss #pussxdeath #Puss being dumb #Poor Lobo

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meeting family

Wrote this on discord few days ago, kinda want to wrote this into a full  A dumb thought

When Puss takes Death to meet Mama Imelda in San Ricardo, and tell her about how they meet, what happened after and they gonna get marry soon. Mama first slap Death says "This is for hurting my son" then immediately hug him says "this is for taking care of him"

#puss in boots #puss in boots last wish #pussdeath #deathpuss #death x puss #puss x death #pussxdeath #deathxpuss #death in boots

[lthuskyhoratio]

what if Puss accidentally wanders into the forest of spirit, where the afterlife belongs, because he is so close to Death and has some of his scent.

Puss saw Charming, Fairy Godmother and their minions, they all went after Puss, because once obtained his body one of them is able to go back to life, but Puss being only mortal, he is not able to touch the souls, so he can only keep running.

Upon returning the forest, Death sense a familiar aura, when he finds Puss being chased, he helped Puss to fight back the souls, but since they are already dead, all Death can do is push them back for awhile, so he carve his symbol onto Puss, so he can use part of Death's power.

Death starts leading Puss to the exit. They fight and bond along the way, when reach the exit, Puss don't want to leave him, Death just gently brush the mark he carved on Puss and give him a gentle kiss.

#death in boots #death x puss #deathpuss #puss x death #pussdeath #puss in boots #puss in boots last wish #deathxpuss #pussxdeath

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Puss is cooking dinner and Death stands behind him with an arm on his shoulder

Death: "meat"

Puss: "We are having fish tonight"

Death: "But meat"

Puss: "No"

（from anime Campfire cooking）

#deathpuss #pussdeath #death in boots #death x puss #puss in boots #puss x death #deathxpuss #puss in boots last wish #pussxdeath #ferumuko #campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill

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With their relationship established, Death and Puss always find some time to spend together.

One night, Death and Puss meet in the forest, they walk to the nearby river and then lie down next to each other.

Puss stares at the night sky full of stars before turning his head to the big wolf next to him: “Lobo, thank you for spending some time with me."

Death turns his head to Puss with a little bit confused on his face: "What happened Gato? You are oddly sentimental today."

Puss stands up and climbs on top of the wolf's chest and sits down facing him then start kneading on his chest: "I don't know, I just feel so much....love? I think everything is so dreamy right now."

Death smirked and raised his eyebrow: "I am not opposing, you are so cute like this."

Suddenly, Death notices the animals around the river are all in pairs and snuggling with each other.

Death holds Puss in his arm and sits up, the happy expression on his face suddenly gone and he let out an annoyed growl.

Puss notices his emotion change, still rubbing Death's chest with his face, and asked: "What's the matter?"

Death did not respond and stares at the river, a boat comes out of nowhere, and a fox sits in it and starts playing a string instrument.

Death mutters under his breath: "love..."

Puss looks up at him and replies with a soft voice: "Yes? mi amor?"

Death grabs Puss's head and gently turns his face toward the river, "Not you gato, him, the god of love, that's the reason you are feeling so dreamy today."

Puss goes:" oh....."

As the boat stops on the shore, the fox put down his instrument and then steps out of the boat, "Hello there, Death."

Death holds Puss more defensively and squints at Love, "What are you doing here?"

Puss cuts in: "Love doesn't like you?"

Death replies: "We don't go together, ever heard the phrase till death do us apart."

Love speaks up: "Ever heard of Love transcends death? I was never against you, I am just a little upset when love got torn apart, although I am here for something else."

Death puts Puss down and puts his paw on the sickle, asking suspiciously: "And that is?"

Love just stares at them with a smile, Puss feeling the tension also puts his paw on his rapier.

Love just bursts out a laugh: "oh, it's so fun to mess with you two, relax, I am just here to give my blessing." He then pulls a velvet box out of thin air then extends his hands, "Here, for you two."

Puss with confusion on his face looks up to Death, the wolf gives him a nod, Puss slowly approaches Love and grabs the box, when he opens it he saw two metal rings inside, one big, one small, both are made out of unknown material, and glow in the night.

"Come on, put it on." Love urges them.

Death and Puss look at each other, they grab the rings and put them on for each other. Love walks on them and speaks fast: "With my power and my duty I grant these two with the bless I give, no harm shall be done and no grief shall be land upon." with that Love just disappears into a mist.

Death just realizes what Love has done, and curses: "For fuck sake, you lil shit."

Puss not knowing what's happening asks: "What happen lobo? What did he do?"

Death sigh: "He blesses us with eternal love."

Puss shocked: "What do you mean by eternal, I can't die now?"

Death pat his head: "No, it means no matter how many next life you go to, I am bound to find you and fall in love with you."

Puss grabs the wolf's paw: "If you don't like it, we can find a way to break it."

Death shakes his head: "No, Gato, I love it and I thank him for that, I am just now sure if you would want that."

Puss grabs Death's finger with his paw, and their ring clung together, "Lobo, I would love to spend eternity with you."

Death picks Puss up and they kiss gently.

#death in boots #death x puss #deathpuss #puss x death #pussdeath #puss in boots #puss in boots last wish #deathxpuss #pussxdeath #love is all you need #fluff

[lthuskyhoratio]

so I have been thinking about their life after marriage, I think it'll be something like this

After Puss finishing a job that he stole goods for the poor, he goes back to the inn, when he enters his room, he saw Death is dressing up and about to leave.

Puss: "Duty calls?"

Death turn to Puss: "Always."

Puss gives him a smirk:

"Except that one time, your colleagues kidnapped me because they want to celebrate our anniversary."

Death smile: "You are being melodramatic, they just want to brings you to the party, sorry, I really need to go, which town are you heading to next."

Puss climbs up to the bed and gesture to Death to come close: "Don't ever apologize for this, I am thinking the one south from here."

Death approaches and then land a soft kiss on Puss: "I'll meet you there, go save the day, mi Gato."

Puss puts his paw on Death's maw: "I'll leave my mark on the door, happy hunting, mi lobo."

Death then turns aorund to leave the room.

#death in boots #death x puss #deathpuss #puss x death #pussdeath #puss in boots #puss in boots last wish #deathxpuss #pussxdeath

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Just stupid things I think of.

what if, Life dislike Puss because he wasted his precious 8 lives. So Life is all about Death hunting Puss but after Death let Puss go at the wishing, Life decides to hunt Puss by herself, but since Life never done this before, he has a hard time to come up with a plan.

A few months later, after Life finally made a plan, he approached Puss secretly. He just saw Death smooching and being cuddly with Puss.

Life just stand their in shock, with a face like "What the fuck is this"

and part 2

after Life finally accepted it

When Death and Puss are making out.

Gods suddenly have important business to summon him, so he shows up with annoyed face, scratches and musky smell.

Life: "What were you doing?"

Death: "Half way sex."

Death raised his eyebrow and continued: "with my Gato."

Life: "OMG, I didn't want to know that."

Death: "You asked"

Life: "You don't need to describe it."

-moments before-

Puss: "OH...Lobo harder, mmm..., huh?"

the weight on him suddenly disappear

Puss: "what?WHAT?LOBO?"

#death in boots #death x puss #deathpuss #puss x death #pussdeath #puss in boots #puss in boots last wish #deathxpuss #pussxdeath

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Inspired by the isekai anime Campfire cooking(watch it, it's super cute with a size difference ship)

After a day of adventure, Team Friendship decides to camp inside a forest with Death by their side.

Puss and Kitty go out to find some food, when they return, they see Death already cooking something on the campfire.

Puss apporaches from behind Death: "What are you cooking, lobo?"

Death, whom already chewing something in his mouth, shows the glowy and colorful mushroom on the stick.

Puss's jaw drop and exclaimed: "WAIT, LOBO THOSE ARE POISON SHROOMS."

Death keeps chewing slowy while Kitty comes close after hearing the comotion, when she sees what's in Death's hand, she angirly gesture twords it and ask Puss: "WHY is he eating poison mushroom."

Death finally swallows and calmy reply: "It feels good when it tingle my tounge, want some?"

Puss and Kitty: "NO"

Perrito finally cut in: "Oh, Can I have some?"

Death&Puss&Kitty: "NO."

Puss takes the food they brought back and sits next to Perrito and galre to Death: "If you want to keep eating those things, don't you dare kiss me for the next week."

Death throws the mushrooms away: "UGH. Mortal"

#deathpuss #pussdeath #death in boots #death x puss #puss in boots #puss x death #deathxpuss #puss in boots last wish #pussxdeath #campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill