#Quick With a Joke or to Light up Your Smoke. l Ron Kray

[morgansmornings]

"I'm assumin' tha' y'aint too much ov a cat person given ow much y'love y'dog."

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"Look, don't get me wrong. Cats are fine little fuzzy overlords for the right people. God knows my uncle is the biggest sucker for a pair of great big eyes and murder mittens." She turned to face the owner of the bar. Feather duster going limp in loose fingers as she made a case for herself. "For me, the unconditional love and snuggles is a massive trade for hissing, scratching, and almost losing a fingertip to that oversized domestic terrorist that lives with my sister. Who I am pretty sure is bigger than her head, but that aside, he brings her joy. He and I understand that we do not mix. It's fine."

She paused and turned to look over at her belongings spread over a table. Brow furrowed until the cell on top lit up with a call. "I am okay with my dog and dogs in general. Besides, you never trust anyone that doesn't like bacon." With her piece said she made to get her cell phone. Muttering under her breath how it was a useless superpower to know before a text or call came through before she answered. "Hey Ma, one second." She gave Ron a polite smile and held up her finger. "Sorry Mr. Kray, it'll only be a minute."

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