#Rus also totally will drink coffee and make that everyone else's problem just bc he can <3

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I like to imagine Stretch is a lightweight when it comes to everything except caffeine. He'd take one hit off a blunt and in five minutes forget he has legs. He’d drink one martini and have trouble walking a straight line. He'd consider taco bell spicy. They always start him at the lowest possible dose on any prescription medication. But coffee? Half a pot and maybe he can function like he’s fully awake.

This is inverted for Edge and Rus of course, with Rus landing on the high end of average and Edge just straight up being unaffected. Except caffeine. Never give either of them espresso or they won't even sit down for a minimum of three days. Thankfully Rus doesn't really like the taste and Edge just drinks decaf.

#exaggerated for comedic effect of course but I do really enjoy hcing stretch as being super easily affected by stuff #edge would make like. indian food for dinner one time and Stretch wouldn't be able to stop crying or caughing for like an hour minimum #probably even just from the smell of it cooking poor guy #edge could probably eat lava and consider it slightly zesty there's something wrong with him #Rus also totally will drink coffee and make that everyone else's problem just bc he can <3 #sun spots #us stretch #ut rus #uf edge