#She is the absolute *god forbid women do ANYTHING* woman of all time 😍

[thecryptidbard]

“Oh fuck it these can’t all be clever” my girl. My beloved Guide. My sweetest blorbo who did absolutely 100% all of the crimes, who did so in the most elaborate dramatic way possible, who literally put on such an unnecessarily extensive show for…I can only assume the documentary crew and her own enjoyment and satisfaction?? Who sat kicking her legs, head propped up in her hands asking Laszlo if he’s *suuuurre* he doesn’t want any help??? Who came to see them all in their cages and LITERALLY said *teehee 😁* . Babygirl really said I am going to snap so goddamn fucking hard and completely, but I am going to do it with SHOWMANSHIP and PIZAZZ, she made SUCH a good murderboard (that says *OUCHY!* on it!!!) and then after all that just went….oopsie!! My bad!! Truly my hero you GO babe you’re doing GREAT please please never change

#wwdits #wwdits the guide #She is the absolute *god forbid women do ANYTHING* woman of all time 😍 #no thoughts. only her sad little Okie Doke 🥺 followed by 25 minutes of elaborate revenge #like I know big nandor/Guillermo stuff went down too I’m aware #but you see. the thing is. the GUIDE !! #best main cast addition in any show EVER since always sunny decided to add Danny Devi to #like so much of the elaborateness of the plan was just…absolutely unnecessary?? only the doc crew was watching at that point??? #but she still was just on a ROLL going ALL IN #the guide my absolute beloved #it speaks #wwdits season 5 spoilers #wwdits finale spoilers #the guide #the guide wwdits