#Shinji or something bc damn u have an angel fawning over you despite being a fucking loser’ ‘KILLING YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS’

[angelspenance]

*thinks abt the two ocs I currently have residing in my head, both of which are nameless* oh these guys are fucked up.

#basically one of them is a guardian angel who ditched god in exchange to be able to genuinely interact with their assigned human & actually #protect her. she’s their poor little meow meow so to speak. they are also hopelessly in love with her and a loser as well. they left heaven #and were effectively temporarily killed before they woke up badly injured in the object of their affections bathtub. meetcute. and they #didnt exactly give up their divinity in rejecting god. the kicker is that god can get in their head the second they particularly let their #guard down but luckily enough for them god considers them unimportant compared to the rest of the universe but when he does turn his #attention to them in a moment of weakness oh they’re FUCKED. but their reluctant gf (they regrettably grow on her lameass and they #eventually after a lot of ‘I love you unconditionally and intrinsically; you don’t need to return my affections but for the love of god #please just be happy’ ‘uh. Mx ex angel it’s 3am why are you on my kitchen counter’s) #they become like. hm. ‘I’d die for you a thousand times over I’d let my wings be torn from my back endlessly if it spelt your happiness #permanently in the stars’ ‘no. no you wouldn’t. I won’t let you you stupid motherfucker i won’t let you suffer without second thought. thats #not what love is’ ‘well what is then?’ and she kisses them breathless. anyway loser gf knocks the god out of their head. also they make #friends which the both of them were lacking beforehand & show Each Other how to be human because damn lameass wasn’t living just surviving #before guardian angel quite literally drops into her life. hm ok I think I may have legitimate ocs now & I don’t even have them named wkdksm #oh yea and loser gf asks early on ‘aha if u die do you do the evangelion cross light thing’ & they respond with ‘lmao u watch Eva do you kin #Shinji or something bc damn u have an angel fawning over you despite being a fucking loser’ ‘KILLING YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS’ #cath.txt