#Simon please your clothing cannot be a routine and you cannot cling to it like this

[ghouljams]

I am going to keep slutting Ghost out, he deserves it. Respectfully. But also the man cannot dress himself, he has no drip. He's got 20 black t-shirts, he's got jeans and fatigues and that's it. He thinks skull and skeleton motifs are cool. Soap and Gaz get him a skeleton sweatshirt/sweatpants fit as a gag gift and laugh themselves hoarse when he wears them around the base.

I'm not saying he doesn't look so fucking good in a black tee and fatigues, but the man does not have style. Not on purpose. He wears his usual black tee and maybe some black cargo pants, wanders around town in his big army boots and gets stopped by goth kids and tech/streetwear folks. He doesn't know what the fuck they're complimenting him for. He doesn't know why they're talking to him. He tells Gaz about it and Gaz almost chokes on his drink, has to call Soap over to hear this. Ghost doesn't know fashion trends, he doesn't care, he's going to keep doing what he's doing.

#ghoul speaks #simon ghost riley #I love him so much but my GOD #this man is so fucking autistic #I mean that with all the love in my heart #Simon please your clothing cannot be a routine and you cannot cling to it like this #It's one of the few things he has control over and he loves consistency #I hate this man I love this man #He's meticulously taking the tags off every t-shirt he buys #ok I'll stop