#Sith obi wans plans have 50 that you know of which means there's 400 steps behind the scenes

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If a sith obi wan au isn't either meticulous planned out tactics with the most drama possible or obi wan making zero effort to change or hide his behavior while popping in yellow contacts I don't want it

#Star wars #Obi wan kenobi #sith obi wan #Sith au #Listen man's brilliant and insanely competent #So he would absolutely remake the galaxy as he pleases but just the most ridiculous plans #You thought jedi obi wan with his 20 step plan was something #Sith obi wans plans have 50 that you know of which means there's 400 steps behind the scenes #Sith obi wan flirting with the jedi #With mace windu #Or sith au where he's still a jedi #Still helping people #And making zero effort to hide this besides the yellow contacts and going no no I'm definitely a sith #Definitely using the dark side no I did no rescue the child you were planning on murdering #What do you mean they're behind me you hallucinating #He is of course viciously tortured for this #But like what are they going to do ? More torture? Kill his entire family? #They've already done that #Kill him? He wished they would #*for clarification bc I'm remembering obi wan has zero plans ever in Canon I headcanon that he does have many many convoluted plans #It's just that each and every step fails spectacularly and in most cases would have worked if it had been less involved