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#Sorry Kristen youre now Chrystaaiyn
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I'll change the spelling of your name to something elaborately absurd and stupid
#oh your name is Caitlin? congrats now youre Khaightlynne
#You're named Michael? ok Maiykhaieyl
#Sorry Kristen youre now Chrystaaiyn
#Think youre safe becuse youre named John? ive got bad news for you Jawnne
#Mary isnt safe either so take that Maiyeriye
#if any of these alternate spellings somehow manage to resemble actual names in any language its very unintention; alas i only speak english
#to the person who asked what emily would become its Ehmiyilieey
#my own name is caroline so if i applied this threat to myself I'd end up Kairohlaiyene
#...good thing i have no reason to thretat myself
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