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Sparrow Watches SGA
There's the tag folks: It's "The Storm" tonight, and apparently I can't watch TV without liveblogging it, so feel free to block.
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The Siege! (Yes, I skipped the Gift)
"No, Miller can handle it" Just steamrolls over him.
"No undue pressure" not at all.
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Fuck it, I'll watch "The Defiant One" Too
Oh Elizabeth, don't let them go on the Alien planet, they cannot be trusted.
Aw, Rodney and Brendan are on a first name basis.
Sloppy fieldwork, Rodney.
I don't want to fall in love with Gaul or Abrams, damn it!
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You know what time it is?
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Rodney, did you pretend to freak out over a splinter just to go with John?
Carson, maybe you should have him quarantined?
Teyla in her stickfighting outfit is something, eh?
So, do people thirst over bug!John because of that one look? Cause, if it wasn't for the non-con elements there...
Apologize to Teyla right now! Don't call it interesting, you asshole.
Hello Caldwell. Are you trying to get John's job, or in Elizabeth's pants?
Worst. Easter. Ever.
Poor Caldwell, the girl you like won't like you back.
Oh John, buddy. Glad you kept some lucidity.
Don't fuck with teams, man. You should know better.
"Doctors in the middle" is a good call.
Don't go in there alone, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is so fucking brave though.
I should have watched this on Halloween.
Never be a red shirt in an SGA episode.
SPOOKY SCARY BUGGY JOHN.
Ronon FTW!
They need stunners for the class.
Rodney sounds like he's about to cry.
"You had it coming" I mean, fair.
Why does "How would you like to go on a mission" sound like "You can go play with your friends after dinner"
Aw, Rodney's trying to be a friend.
Eurgh.
"Well done on elevating medicine to actual science" brah.
TEAM HOVERING! I love to see it!
John is...in blue?
APOLOGIZE YOU SON OF A BITCH
"probably" fuck you buddy.
But friends! I do love that they are friends!
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Epiphany
Malp on a stick!
Poor Teyla.
Rodney, don't be mean to Ronon.
Maybe, you should have had someone translate first? You fucking morons? Did Teyla leave the braincell at home?
I might...skip a lot of this episode. It makes me really sad. They should have sent someone through with him!
John Flanigan with a beard, uh...really does it for me.
"Very clever Rodney!"
"It was Zelenka's idea"
lol.
"I am now"
You go, little girl.
The horror on his face when he finds out Teer undressed him though.
Ye olde Uggs.
Hypercompetent Rodney is so my jam.
"Least I thought they did" aw, John, bby.
"We are not afraid of anything"
Girl...you are very forward!
Poor John. No one has shot at him in months! What's a lad to do!
Jog.
Oof, Teer nearly got her man, eh.
"I'm starting to develop some serious abandonment issues!"
Honey, I bet.
"What the hell is the matter with you people"
"Good Thinking" Aw, Rodney giving a compliment!
See! See, they didn't forget you!
"Oh" lol
John's so freaked out. "The one what?"
"Oh."
Oh boy, John's getting lucky tonight!
"We may even get a ZPM out of this" Buddy has one thing on his mind.
I love Rodney and Elizabeth being friends though.
John....don't offend your hosts at the dinner table, come on now. This is a discussion for after dinner.
It's been 6 months for him, and John is just so happy.
"I have a date" Carson ilu.
Yeah fucking Teyla! "Bitch I'll cut you!"
Okay, but AR-1 approaching the beast, while Carson and Elizabeth don't? Team! I love them!
And the cloister finds their spines!
Oh, and John doesn't even consider leaving his friends.
Don't break my house Dr. McKay!
I love how he backs down from Elizabeth.
Aww! They care! John looks like he's gonna cry!
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SATEDA!!
"How do you live?" Poor Teyla.
"Don't know how you'd tell them apart"
#actuallyprettyfunny
Someone hug Ronon :(
Rodney is high as a fucking kite, hilarious
Poor Carson.
Teyla and John are good friends.
"Where's Ronon?" Aww, Ronon has non-AR-1 friends!!
This episode is fucking grim.
Nice glasses, nerd.
Don't worry Ronon! Your team is coming!
"how long did it take you to come up with that?"
"Longer than I'd care to admit" ah, classic. This show has flaws, but the banter is top fucking notch.
Let him do his job, John. Fucking nag.
Rodney knows Ronon's home planet! And John doesn't recognize the planet number??
Poor Caldwell, they are always putting your ship in danger.
I mean...Caldwell has a point, here.
Someone hug Ronon :( :(
Good job, sir
Alright, the grenade, walking away from an explosion is...my jam.
Oh....that scene with Melena...I think I'm gonna cry.
Someone get this man a shrink.
He's literally playing a gameboy Teyla, he isn't actually busy.
They really tried to make Jeyla a thing, eh.
Teyla is just calling him out all over the place.
"Even Rodney" boi...
"Thank you for everything you meant to say" Teyla ILU
This whole thing with Rodney and Carson though.
Ronon calling for his wife, holy fuck I am crying.
No, fuck you, episode, we could have had Ronon and Melena and a little girl??? Ronon could have had a family??? I am...so angry??
Rodney does too love Ronon, so there Carson!
"Can we go?" Emotional sensitivity, thy name is not John Sheppard.
Rodney is so worried about his team :(
Rodney and Carson both wanting to help!
Rodney is literally on a gate team, he's probably a better shot than Carson. If John did his fucking job.
John, Teyla is gonna hit you.
And for once no one dies!
Aw, Rodney and John are so salty that Ronon hugged Carson!
"Who's flying the ship?"
"Me."
That look though. Rodney, both hands on the wheel!
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Aurora
Ronon ilu.
Let Elizabeth eat. She's so awkward, I love her.
Big "Steven honey, will you please take the kids to the park?" vibes
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people stacks!
Steven's not a bad guy.
Aw, Rodney's so excited.
"Don't trust me?" RUDE!
Teyla is so manipulative, I love her.
"I was!" Well maybe you should have let Rodney go. (Do not let Rodney go)
John...FFS. Don't grin like that. It makes you look v. punchable.
Naughty Boys Go In The Naughty Cube!
I really love this woman's outfit though.
At least give him a book.
Daaaaaadddd!!!! Can I please go play?
"Oh, him." Rodney.
John, don't flirt with the Ancient.
Teyla is not paid enough.
"Oh no."
You are so bad at this buddy.
Spooky Skary Wraithytons
See, more people should just tell Rodney why he needs to do the thing.
"It's my turn"
"I'm sure I don't" He's so brave, Teyla and Ronon are impressed.
Team Technobabble.
Poor Caldwell, dealing with these people. Team Chaotic.
"There are wraith ships on the way?"
Big married couple vibes.
Just shoot , don't stare at him!
RUN AWAYYY!!!!!!!
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git wreked
Those are weird-ass glasses.
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Condemned
I love when Rodney fusses over other people. From the sunscreen/radiation thing in Runner, now cause Ronon has an arrow to the leg.
"I'm a worrier, let the man give you a hand" They are friends your honour
"That's how you make new friends" boi? You make friends by shooting them and hitting them with sticks.
FFS Rodney.
Yikes.
You can just see everyone being like...wtf.
These Americans have a whole lot of opinions of capital punishment. I'm shocked they got away with it in 2000.
Lol, yeah Rodney! Call these people out!
John know all about creepy politics.
John., don't compliment the enemy's shooting. I get it's polite, and you are expected to praise soldiers below you in rank, but c'mon.
I think Ronon might be a better soldier than John.
Hey, it's Eldon! Hi Eldon!
This guy has a pretty good read on Rodney, eh.
Lorne is very reassuring.
Ah, Rodney is being nice. For Rodney.
Elizabeth will cut you, buddy.
Eldon's got your back lads.
FFS Ronon.
Chekov's Radio.
Teyla is not paid enough.
Uh oh. Mr. Wraith. Thanks for the exposition, though.
I guess, to be fair, I'd be pretty fucking scared too.
He'd get more done if you didn't carp at him all the time, John.
Lorne ilu.
Elizabeth doesn't take anyone's guff. And Lorne has her back!
I love John trying to be like Teyla, cracking the stick and failing.
Is Kavan Smith trying to sound American? Or do I sound like that?
Aw, Eldon gets to join Atlantis! OR DOES HE!??
I guess he does, but like...what happens to him? Does he just never show up again?
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Fuck it, Duet ft my beloved Cadman
"you have a date Rodney? With a woman?"
Aww. Poor Laura, dealing with these dorks.
Oh hello Mj. Lorne with a rocket launcher.
"I'm a doctor, I can help"FFS Carson.
"If it makes you feel better" lol
"Beam out Mckay, he'll get Cadman out" This faith! This faith he has him!
"It's fine" said Ronon, devouring everything.
"Wanna...wanna come play with us Ronon??"
John is so horrified by Ronon eating with his hands.
Man, this bit with Carson, Cadman, and Rodney is amazing.
Rodney...Rodney don't yell at Zelenka.
Laura...Laura don't yell at Rodney while he is working.
I also love how much he respects Elizabeth. So much.
Laura helping with Katie!! I love that!
And Ronon. And John just watching. In that pose. Damn.
"How bout you try that again. Sir" I love how they just snark at their literal commanding officer.
maybe not the right call, Kate.
Radek does not put up with any of Rodney's nonsense, good for him.
"You're cool, I'm fine" And John is worried.
Wow Rodney, not gonna...shower?
Actually I guess not.
Oh Laura. Honey. Honey no.
Oh...Cadman, you are trying to help, but honey no.
Damn, Rodney is so on the hot people team.
Cyrano...Rodney reads classic literature.
Skipping the date, I can't. I just can't.
RIP mice.
Elizabeth is trying so hard.
Oh no Rodney :((
But.
When Rodney gets down to the wire, he really doesn't let people say they are less important than him eh?
"Don't talk me out of this, I might listen"
Mice or Men? Classical lit alert!
Ah, John's worried!
John is like a little kid. And is such an asshole, damn brah. "my worst nightmare" c'mon man, Rodney is literally in a hospital bed.
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Progeny
Ronon is such a showoff.
Yes, let Elizabeth do her job!
Oh no, Asurans!
We Built This City On Rock and Roll!
He didn't answer my question!
"Rodney, you're slobbering" Rodney/ZPM OTP
Rodney just zooms after, hilarious.
Ronon is so salty, it makes more sense here then when he is slagging on poor Dr. Lindsey.
"Why would they say they have a plan when they don't have a plan?" Give it to Rodney, he is incapable of understanding why you would lie about something like that.
Oh no...
Oh no...
Elizabeth ilu.
Rodney fix it!
I love Ronon making sure the food is safe for Rodney, even if it isn't "real".
I love Ronon, so damn much.
"You're the one we like, don't take this personally"
"I can't let you do this without flipping a coin or something, it doesn't seem right" Rodney is being a friend! My heart!
I know what happens, but still.
Plot Twist!!
"Replicators!"
Oberoth VS the scientists
Aw, the Replicators are stealing Atlantis.
Rodney being protective of Elizabeth though.
Damn it Ancients! PETS ARE NOT DISPOSABLE!
"This is why I said this was bad"
Ancients as abusive parents though.
John, don't be a dick.
Rodney ilu. But even Replicators think you are smart!
The faith John has in Rodney though. Like, boi.
And...Rodney fucks up right about now.
Poor Elizabeth, dealing with these people.
Everyone looking at Rodney though when they need a boom
Teyla is literally the only one with any integrity.
In which John hovers annoyingly. I would have stabbed him by now.
"Ronon help!"
Elizabeth being manipulative though.
Rodney, don't be rude to Niam.
You should have killed Oberoth when you had the chance! Somehow.
B O O M
Poor Niam, all his friends!
Man...man....I wanted Niam to be their friend! Fucking episode.
Poor Radek, dealing with Rodney.
Someone save Niam, ffs.
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It's Ronon Hours BB!
Hi David and Evan! Hi Mr. Wraith!
So, Kavan Smith is an Alberta boy, and now I wonder...do I sound like that to other people?
Ford! You deserved better.
Teyla deals with so much.
Caldwell, I like you. But you are kinda being an asshole. You are Right, but you are not right.
I am also afraid of solar radiation, to be fair to Rodney. And it's actually really nice of him to offer his sunscreen around?
And he's trying to get to know Evan! I think that's nice.
Evan saying "please" is cute though.
Hello Specialist Ronon Dex!
So, I know people tease Rodney for being concerned about radiation, but doesn't he work with the stuff? He's probably right to be worried, to be fair.
"Teyla, why should he trust us?"
"Unbelievable" literally a civilian you guys, come on.
"We can't leave Mj. Lorne." Aw. Buddies! Someday, anyway.
Man I love Aidan. He wants to come home! He's helping Rodney save John and Teyla!
It would have been so powerful to have AR-1 with Aidan and Ronon though.
Poor Carson.
Fox on the run...
Teyla ilu.
Someone hug Ronon.
John...John stop helping.
Carson in doctor mode is amazing.
Aidan and Ronon could have been friends!!!
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Intruder Time!
"Half these people are more qualified than I am!"
"Carson you're my chief surgeon, no one is more qualified than you"
Aww.
And Simon :((
Fucking Hermiod.
"Crap, indeed"
Yeah guys, early Rodney is not that bad. What happened to this Rodney?
FFS John, you really did specialize in dumbfuckery.
Poor Caldwell, this Pegasus gig is just one fuckery after another.
Buddy's PTSD is something, eh.
"I've had enough of this" I mean, to be fair.
John's tendency to hover while Rodney is working though.
Oh, what a beautiful scene transition.
"We should really really be dead now"
John hauling himself around is..kind of my jam.
"Relax Rodney" Have you met him??
Stargate Atlantis, AKA John what are you doing?
Sheppard is an ace pilot and an ace dork.
B O O O M
I love moments where they aren't mean to each other. Just friends being bros.
Teyla should get to be co-leader of Atlantis.
"Yes Rodney.
Yes Rodney."
Their friendship is good too!
And Radek is so excited to tell Elizabeth things!
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Skipping to Coup D'état cause life is short
Aw, the other doctor (Dr. Lindsey?) hiding behind Rodney!
"It's not safe to be up here" Thanks Tips.
LOOOORRRRNNNEEEEE!!!!
As you know...John "Exposition Fairy" Sheppard.
ZPM=Atlantis catnip
Aw, John's so excited about flying.
Ronon...quite bullying Dr. Lindsey.
"I was hoping it'd made you simple"
"Ever since then I've been plagued with headaches" The snark on this show is awesome.
Lieutenant Colonel Errand Boy! aces line.
Grim.
What do they want with Lorne?
Yeah, Teyla and Ronon buddy cop episode!
Leadership
Good Cop Bad Cop routine!
This poor bartender, rock and a hard place.
Rodney hasn't been trained in actual combat! And he should have been! what the hell, SGA.
They are such dicks to each other.
This dude makes my skin crawl.
"He didn't try to kill us even once!"
I see we are tripping cheerfully through the moral event horizon.
Ha! Ronon knows multiple languages! Smart Ronon fucking confirmed!
Betrayal!
Why the fuck is Rodney on this op though??
pew pew!
I do like Teyla's dress here.
Ronon bb, everyone thinks you are a threat.
Well, you should have taught Rodney had signals, John. You jerk.
uh oh. Shoulda thought this all through!
Oh, Cowan, you dick.
Radios, how do they work?
Carson, I love u
Young lady, you are still alive and you will not sacrifice yourself in this way!
Yay, Lorne and co!
"Way to be alive"
"Thanks sir"
The banter, love it.
Ronon is correct.
Oh, Radim has a heart at least.
Oh, the coup is real! plot twist!
B O O M
Elizabeth knows what up. And John knows spin for sure.
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Stargate Atlantis: Critical Mass; Or, Maybe Kavanagh Has A Point
Bill Lee!
"It's what I pay you for" I do like Landry.
Does anyone else see an outfit, and wish more people wore stuff like that? Because that's how I feel about Teyla in her cropped shirt and BDU pants.
Bill, thinking these nerds know Disney movies.
Aw, poor Caldwell.
Pete, buddy. Don't be a quitter.
poor Radek tho.
Cadman and McKay! Best dynamic.
Teyla's garbage cooking tho.
Thanks, exposition fairy!
Oh, I might cry!
Nope, nvm, am crying.
Oh No!
Aw, Carson is trying so hard.
Walter my beloved.
Rodney....bro...
Alright, I'm kinda on Kavanagh's side. Except maybe don't tell Elizabeth she's driven by emotion??
Novak, honey, I love you.
"No, it's like...actually yes it's like a dam."
And lo! Elizabeth stares down a moral event horizon.
Whoah, lads, lads. Kavanagh is a civilian! What the fuck?
Don't yell at Laura just because you've realized you're actually a terrible person, bro.
Rodney, Elizabeth...go find your morals. Just what the fuck are you thinking.
Holy fuck, Rachel Luttrell can fucking sing!
Yeah, now fucking apologize to Kavanagh. And think about what you were prepared to do.
Poor Radek.
Sheppard is a fucking dark son of a bitch. "Did what you had to do" buddy.
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Stargate Atlantis- The Lost Boys; Or, Ford Deserved Better.
I feel "keep your army drugged" seems like a plan with very little long-term applicablity. Although, I mean, for a lieutenant, Aiden's showing a lot of tactical savvy here?
"We would have come for you."
Don't drug people without consent, man. They are allowed to be mad.
Lorne ILU. You aren't reassuring.
I feel Rodney would be more tolerable if you gave him something to do. But look, he has a new nerd friend!
Ronon bby.
"I'd Choose You" what is this, Pokemon?
"What kind of plan is this?" I mean that's valid.
"borrowed"
"That is a terrible plan-" "Rodney"
Fordy has a dart!
And he has such faith in AR-1; in Rodney, in Sheppard, in Teyla. Ugh. My feelings.
Poor Rodney, amphetamines are not his friend.
And Radek is here! I love Radek!
"That's why he's on my team in the first place" Cause the show nerfed him in the beginning of season 2!
Teyla my beloved.
Hello Mr. Dex.
"I wanna go home" brb sobbing.
BETRAYAL!
Poor Lorne, someone give him a snack and a juice box.
Sheppard is such a nerd.
RIP Jace :(
"Don't tell me what to do" brah.
"If you wanna live stay behind me" Ronon ILU
Aw, don't threaten Rodney, he's just scared.
BOOM
When in doubt, grenade!
Uhoh, captured!
Fucking battle bros!
this sniffing is terrifying.
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime.....
Wraith fashion is something, eh.
"She didn't even tell me her name" buddy.
Ooh, Cat Fight!
"How many of those things do you got?"
"How many do you need?"
Heh, heh.
Oh no....Rodney, buddy. pal. overdosing is a thing.
DHew has some shoulders though eh?
Ruunnn aaawwwaaayyyyyy!!!!
Ronon and Aiden would make such a good team though!
ain't no one having a good time eh
In a perfect world, they would have clubbed Aiden upside the head and brought him home in Runner.
Man, girl is being real nice considering Aiden was a dick to her.
"What?"
"I don't know."
Their relationship in a nutshell. But they are friends! I love that!
This episode is a better drug PSA than D.A.R.E ever was.
Atta girl Teyla, stare down a wraith!
"No." I love you Elizabeth.
And Carson staying with his friend!
Oh no :( :( Aiden buddy :(:(
This poor woman. All of these women, actually. Dealing with these men.
Ronon has the emotional braincell.
"We're peaceful" you fucking liar.
The Clown War. ffs Sheppard.
Lorne, inviting Zelenka to come play! And Zelenka being "lol fuck no"
Neera...Girl....
yeah Rodney, do your job.
That was a hell of a once over, Neera.
Yay, it's Ford!
Say thank you, John!
I...hate what this show keeps fucking doing to Ford.
LET. HIM.GO.HOME!
I wanna read the books, but I really hate [redacted] as a pairing.
"Sheppard." He's so happy! Look at that smile!
Oh no :( :( He is so sad :(
Aw, they are all so happy.
"Why aren't you dead?" brah.
"Where's Ford" Rodney really expected John to bring him home :(
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Because I am Like That, I am skipping Trinity, and watching Instinct instead.
Ronon ilu.
Wise choice, to kill and burn the wraith tbh.
Someone feed Rodney!
Rodney, Rodney no. Don't tell stranger's kids they don't have to do chores.
John, don't hit people. It isn't nice.
Baby Wraith
do do, do do da do
Baby Wraith
do do, do do da do
I mean...killing a child is the sort of thing most people have issues with.
Rodney don't touch another man's science equipment.
"Not sure that's what I'd call this" Rodney.
Poor John.
Don't use children as research subjects Carson, what the fuck.
Aw, he's such a good dad.
Be polite about the tea, assholes, she's a child. And you're in her house!
"Be patient." This is why they don't let you talk to strangers. The only one of you with manners is Teyla.
Rodney just wants to help. sort of.
Oh no, Ellia don't do it.
Aw, Rodney cares about Ellia. Sort of.
This episode is kinda breaking my heart a little.
Shoulda given Zaddik a radio too.
"Great." I do love Jflan 's delivery of this line.
"Stay with her" fucking dumbass, Ronon is better at fighting than you.
"Aren't we supposed to follow his orders" oh honey. But hey, at least you listen to Teyla.
Welp, that was depressing.
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