#THIS IS A CRACK POST DON'T FUCKING @ ME WITH Y'ALLS LOGIC/CANON/whatever

[hauntedpearl]

logically i know that dean stopped going out and hooking up with people so much in the later seasons because a) the writers didn't want to write that and b) dean was having a *nick nelson voice* proper full-on gay crisis. but like. it WOULD be funny if he really was trying to hook up with people but cas just kept cockblocking him in the most bizarre ways. extra points if cas showed up at the bar and flirted his way into having sex with dean's prospects in his place just so dean wouldn't. like dean leaves for a moment to get another beer or something and cas just materializes out of nowhere and is like I Would Like To Have Sexual Relations With You and because he looks Like That™ the women are like. Okay! Sure! and when dean gets back they're gone and he's too drunk to find someone else so he just goes back to the motel and falls asleep.

#meanwhile cas is banging the women in the backseat of the impala #his logic is very confused but it gets the job done so he doesn't question it! #also!! dean's like!! IDK WHAT'S WRONG MAN!! MAYBE IM CURSED #and sam is like lnao you're not cursed you're just old and ugly hahahah #cas meanwhile is like. Dean. These Women Do Not Deserve You. and dean's all 🫣😳😯😳🫢 thanks cas #anyway. REGARDING LAST REBLOG LMAO #doe is talking again #THIS IS A CRACK POST DON'T FUCKING @ ME WITH Y'ALLS LOGIC/CANON/whatever #destiel #cas fucks agenda?