#TLDR the games have multiple hours of JUST mario sound effects w no audio dialogue youll be fine

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“Oh but listening to mario noises for an hour would be so annoying!”

have you ever played any mario game in your life.

#for gods sake most games don’t have ANY audio dialogue in them (i believe? at least the classics. i didn’t have Nintendo #but my mom has a ton of nostalgia for mario games since she’s a child of the 80s #which is why I’m so adamant about this. my mother deserves a nice mario movie and i REFUSE to let chris ruin that for her. #chances are you’re watching the movie if you liked the games #and if you liked the games then surely you can handle a few sound effects. #honestly I’d take ten hours of mario ‘wahoo’s over a minute of chris pratt’s flavorless character voice. #TLDR the games have multiple hours of JUST mario sound effects w no audio dialogue youll be fine #and also. listening to chris pratt is way more annoying than listening to mario jumping sounds #mario movie #cringe fail chris pratt #🤡.txt